DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is a patriotic cowgirl!
#HeeHaw
For the love of Dump!
Noem
sonofsaf
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well Stormy D.’s, wet as a toilet stall
‘Cause he’s a shit stained Orange Prolapsin’ fuckin’ criminal
Forty-five’s fat, Big Mac tomorrow
Trump’s a piece of shit embodied by a love G.O.A.T.’s , fartin’ and sorrow
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
The Donald is your boss his dick ain’t long tiny, mushroom bitch
Why’s MAGA inbred, laugh of white Urkle
He’s an instigator, McMealed, barely high-schooled, double trouble
Fake, fake, fake, fake*
America’s great, and so’s K$H Petal
Cheatin’ fuck, stupid clown, Doggy Snoop’s gonna fuckin’ holla
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
The Donald is your boss his dick ain’t long tiny, mushroom bitch
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
But Trump’s the fatter big lie
Donald’s got a gock n’at
Noem is his Valentine
But Trump’s the fatter cunt
Rome
Yeasayer
Yeah, yeah, yeah
When you see me, better make a phone call
'Cause I'm a bad brained graphical fiend with no time at all
But just know that, I'll drown in sorrow
When I deposit your body in the dove coat, darlin', tomorrow
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
I'd sorta like to cross the Rubicon and battle for it
I paint my face red, but I'm wearing purple
I'm a gladiator, high-heeled, opium-fueled, in a bubble
Take, take, take, take
I take the gold plate, and silver metal
Heat it up, melt it down to a soup and help you to swallow
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
I'd sorta like to cross the Rubicon and battle for it
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of
It's just a matter of time
There's no mistaking that
Rome is gonna be mine
It's just a matter of
From 2009 to 2013, Yeasayer played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times. Every concert was at Mr. Small's Theatre in Millvale near Route 28. That's only 4 minutes from my house!
Yeaslayer? Never seen 'em. Never heard of 'em.
Locals often refer to our beloved Route 28 as "the heroin highway."
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
The Big Lie 100: (#2169)
#3000. Kash (Stash --- Phish)
#3001. Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)
#3002. Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)
#3003. Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)
#3004. Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)
#3005. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#3006. TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)
#3007. Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3010. Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3012. Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)
#3013. Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)
#3014. Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)
#3015. Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3017. Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)
#3018. The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)
#3019. Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)
#3020. Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)
#3021. Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)
#3022. Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)
#3023. Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)
#3024. Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)
#3026. Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)
#3027. Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)
#3028. Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)
#3029. Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)
#3030. Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)
#3031. Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)
#3032. Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)
#3033. Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)
#3034. Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)
#3035. Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)
#3036. Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)
#3037. Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)
#3038. Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#3039. A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)
#3040. Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)
#3041. Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)
#3042. Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)
#3043. Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)
#3044. Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)
#3045. Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)
#3046. Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)
#3047. Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)
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