#3062. Whore Paula White's A Cunt

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse welcomed home nearby Butler County native Marc Fogel.

Fogel spent the last 3 years in a Russian prisoner on a medicinal marijuana charge.

Trump announced his intentions to welcome additional Fogles to the White House as well.  Including former Subway spokesman and child pornography consumer Jared Fogle.

Trump will also be welcoming Fogell from distant Hawaii.

As soon as the weather breaks, a Big Mac luncheon will be served in the Rose Garden.

Elon Musk and HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are expected to attend.

 

Evidence that the Orange Prolapse enjoys making his closest friends... literally eat shit. 

 

White House Christian Czar Paula White is expected to offer the blessing of the Big Macs.

 

Not to be confused with the Battle of the Bastards or the benediction of Burger Kings.

  

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You will shit and pee
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Committing crime
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Your Inner Light Is Love
Right Said Fred

Your inner light, your inner light
Your inner light, light, light
Your inner light, your inner light
Your inner light is love
Your inner light, your inner light
Your inner light, light, light
Your inner light, your inner light
Your inner light is love

Shine ya light on love
Shine ya light on us
Shine ya light because
Your inner light is love
Shine ya light on friends
Shine ya light on them
Shine ya light because
Your inner light is love

Shine a light on love
Let's see it all
Rejuvenate me
Like a waterfall
I am relying
On us shining
Bright enough
To break my fall

It really would be something
If we could all agree
I'm a lot like you
You're a lot like me

Shine ya light on love
Shine ya light on us
Shine ya light because
Your inner light is love
Shine ya light on friends
Shine ya light on them
Shine ya light because
Your inner light is love

Love, love, love, love

Everyone will shine
At the same time
It's not too late
To radiate

They can't tell the difference
'Cause there's none to see
I'm a lot like you
You're a lot like me

Shine ya light on love
Shine ya light on us
Shine ya light because
Your inner light is love
Shine ya light on friends (shine ya light on friends)
Shine ya light on them (shine ya light on them)
Shine ya light because (shine ya light because)
Your inner light is love (your inner light is love)

Your inner light is
Love, love, love
Your inner light is love

Your inner light, your inner light
Your inner light, light, light
Your inner light, your inner light
Your inner light is love

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Your inner light is love
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Your inner light is love

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Shine ya light on friends (shine ya light on friends)
Shine ya light on them (shine ya light on them)
Shine ya light because
Your inner light is love

 

This song has a unique techno-gospel R&B vibe.  I could envision my parody being utilized on the "groovy satanic" circuit.   

Right Said Fred has never played the Burgh.  They mostly stick to the European festival circuit.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#2184)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

#3060.  Taake's Fuckin' Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

#3062.  Whore Paula White's A Cunt (Your Inner Light Is Love --- Right Said Fred)

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