Friday, February 07, 2025

#3047. Brendan Carr

Before FCC Chairman Brendan Carr stages his "censorship crackdown" on big tech...


I'd encourage him to read the heavy metal cookbook.


 

The recipes are invaluable.  Mostly regarding ingredients like cyber-security, public safety, wireless hyper-connectivity, asymmetric terrorism, generational warfare, and discussing the undiscussable.  Fun!


 


Anyhoo, I hope nobody tries to "steal the Super Bowl" this weekend.  Funny how I wrote that blog 15 years ago.  A year before I wrote my first book about the artificially generated stampedes.  Conceptually speaking, it's never been more relevant.

It appears that Mason and I are in charge of bringing the vegetable tray.  Maybe I'll make some ginger dressing.  I have unilaterally deemed ranch and blue cheese as the caloric opiate of the masses.

Final score prediction:

Eagles 34

Chiefs 21

 


 

Brendan Carr
sonofsaf

Lake Tahoe
Nevada golf vacay
She was a cunt it’s true
That whore was a shitshow
A retard
His tiny meat you’ll fear
Mushroom penis despair
Fuck Marco Rubio

Never surrender to porno enemy Stormy
Daniels nymphomaniac motorboatin’ Stormy
Stormy Stormy Stormy Stormy oh Stromy
He’ll fuck you, then sue you too

Don’t BeBest, First Lady doesn’t care
Haters gonna hate
Donald we shall defend
You’ll obey
The fake news don’t defend
Donald Trump wears Depends
Big Macs are bad the lard

Never surrender to porno enemy Stormy
Daniels nymphomaniac motorboatin’ Stormy
Stormy Stormy Stormy Stormy oh Stromy
He’ll fuck you, then sue you too

Never surrender to porno enemy Stormy
Daniels nymphomaniac motorboatin’ Stormy
Stormy Stormy Stormy Stormy oh Stromy
He’ll fuck you, then sue you too

 

Superstar
Sonic Youth

Long ago
And oh so far away
I fell in love with you
Before the second show
Your guitar
It sounds so sweet and clear
But you're not really there
It's just the radio

Don't you remember you told me you love me baby
You said you'd be coming back this way again baby
Baby baby baby baby oh baby
I love you, I really do

Loneliness, is such a sad affair
And I can hardly wait
To be with you again
What to say
To make you come again
Come back to me again
And play your sad guitar

Don't you remember you told me you love me baby
You said you'd be coming back this way again baby
Baby baby baby baby oh baby
I love you, I really do

Don't you remember you told me you love me baby
You said you'd be coming back this way again baby
Baby baby baby baby oh baby
I love you, I really do




Phenomenal cover of the Carpenters classic.

From 1988 to 2006, Sonic Youth has played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.

Sonic Youth:

7-31-95, Star Lake Ampthitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Pearl Jam)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#2170)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)


Please do not share this material with Brendan Carr and/or President Donald J. Trump.



No comments: