The Orange Prolapse just appointed Edward Martin Jr. as U.S. Attorney for Washington, DC.
It is my honor to nominate highly respected Edward R. Martin, Jr., for the full and permanent term of United States Attorney for the District of Columbia.
Ed has led a distinguished career of service, including as Human Rights Office Director for the Catholic Archdiocese of St. Louis, where he supervised legal clinics for low-income residents. He later worked as judicial clerk to Judge Pasco M. Bowman, II, of the Eight Circuit Court of Appeals, and launched his own successful Law practice. He has also invested his expertise in other roles, but always with the same goal, of serving his community, and creating a brighter future for all.
Since Inauguration Day, Ed has been doing a great job as Interim U.S. Attorney, fighting tirelessly to restore Law and Order, and make our Nation’s Capital Safe and Beautiful Again. He will get the job done.
Congratulations Ed!
A distinguished career as Human Rights Director for the Catholic Archdiocese of St. Louis?!?
Since when did all the Midwest pedophile priests get so woke?
Most are still upset about the Rams leaving town. (chapter 9)
Edward Robert Martin
sonofsaf
Gonna pouch on faggots and the queers
All his bullshit, dumbass hair
Anal fist up inside her still
Asshole to defend
Edward Robert Martin wears Depends
An Orange Prolapse is who he will defend
Edward Robert Martin drinks Bud Light
DC’s fucked up MAGA’s runnin’ to the right
Democrat fucks, Republican are red
A la carte Big Macs inbred
Part of his style gotta get a grip
Trump he will defend
Edward Robert Martin wears Depends
An Orange Prolapse is who he will defend
Edward Robert Martin drinks Bud Light
DC’s fucked up MAGA’s runnin’ to the right
Mushroom cock and fake tits are pretend
Shit of bull and ass of treason
Scent will linger, Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka he’ll defend
Edward Robert Martin wears Depends
An Orange Prolapse is who he will defend
Edward Robert Martin drinks Bud Light
DC’s fucked up MAGA’s runnin’ to the right
DC’s fucked up MAGA’s runnin’ to the right
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin'
Wheeler Walker Jr.
On my couch with a joint and a beer
She don't like it, I don't care
She gets pissed and I tell her, chill
She gets mad again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the night
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light
She throws a punch then we roll into bed
Rips a fart then gives me head
Pound for awhile then I let one rip
Then we fight again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the night
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light
Same old sock and it ain't gonna end
Cause I'm full of gas and semen
Pull my finger, out comes the fart
And then she screams again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the night
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light
Meet Wheeler Walker Jr. and his back up singers... the Bald-Eagled Meat Curtains.
They kinda have this country Y-M-C-A thing goin' on.
Walker Junior has played the Burgh 3 times. Never seen him.
Impressive setlist from his latest tour.