#3043. Trump's A Cunt

Donald Trump is a cunt.  That declarative statement has never been disputed by anyone.

It's like saying "hell is hot."

But what many Americans fail to acknowledge... is that he's also a piece of shit.

 

It's a hockey night in the Burgh. Apparently, the Devils are in town. 

In other hockey news, the Orange Prolapse hosted the 2024 Stanley Cup champion Florida Panthers at the White House yesterday.

Hot damn!  That team's whiter than his Cabinet.

But this parody's about love.  

And speaking of love and romance, as well as the Grammy's and the Super Bowl...

I think Philly's offensive line is gonna propel them to victory.  They'll keep that Chiefs defense on the field and "mercilessly dominate" the time of possession.  Take the Eagles and the over.  34-21.

 

Trump’s A Cunt
sonofsaf

(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
The Orange Prolapse is very sore, and there’s no cure
(Trump’s a cunt)
His gonorrhea stings a rectal bulge and more
(Trump’s a cunt)
He’d drink a warm Bud Light
Proud Boys are dynamite
Stormy G-string’s ass crack delight
The fake news screams from the far right

(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)

Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt
Piece of shit that’s fuckin’ dumb
Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt
Piece of shit no morning wood

(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
An ugly goon he is a piece of shit
(Trump’s a cunt)
He’s a retard filthy scum whore and bitch
(Trump’s a cunt)
He’d drink a warm Bud Light
Proud Boys are dynamite
Stormy G-string’s ass crack delight
The fake news screams from the far right

(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)
(Trump’s a cunt)

 

For Your Love
The Yardbirds

(For your love)
(For your love)
(For your love)
I'd give you everything and more, and that's for sure
(For your love)
I'd bring you diamond rings and things right to your door
(For your love)
To thrill you with delight
I'll give you diamonds bright
There'll be things that will excite
To make you dream of me at night

(For your love)
(For your love)
(For your love)

For your love, for your love
I would give the stars above
For your love, for your love
I would give you all I could

(For your love)
(For your love)
(For your love)
I'd give the moon if it were mine to give
(For your love)
I'd give the stars and the sun 'fore I live
(For your love)
To thrill you with delight
I'll give you diamonds bright
There'll be things that will excite
To make you dream of me at night

(For your love)
(For your love)
(For your love)
(For your love)

 

From 1965 to 1967, The Yardbirds flocked to the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.  Believe it or not, they had a "quasi-reunion" freebie show at Hartwood Acres in the summer of 2006.  Never saw 'em.

However, I have seen former member Jimmy Page a couple times.  One time with Robert Plant.  The other time with the Black Crowes at Star Lake (one of my all-time Top 10 favorite concerts).  Seen Clapton too.

The Big Lie 100: (#2165)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

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