#3068. Kellogg

The Orange Prolapse sent Fox News Special Envoy former General Keith Kellogg Jr. to resolve the Putin invasion and occupation of Ukraine. 

Welcome to the new world order.

Ft. Duquesne Bridge Dumps can be unusually forgiving.  Some will last for days... and even weeks.

 

Kellogg
sonofsaf

Stormy Daniels ain’t a god damn Jew
Donald’s in her debt, Trump is tiny too
Coup was wild, near the ellipse ring
Stormy Daniels porn, Donald’s mushroom thing
Jared Kushner, Hebrew on display
Ivanka’s courtship, McDonald’s buffet

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

Why’s Trump a troll, Tahoe thrill
Orange Prolapsin’ fart, smell’s gonna kill
Lies ain’t fine, so instead
Creamin’ pies MAGA’s inbred

Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah

Hey Bozo, yo Bozo, shitty Bozo
Donald Trump’s a fuckin’ clown
Hey Bozo, yo Bozo, shitty Bozo
In denial ‘cause he’s a clown

Fake news on and there’s no doubt
His Orange Prolapse is hangin’ out
Isn’t funny, a retard
Gonna sell his rear end, he’s a tub of lard
A shitshow, that’s bought and sold
A big-titted Horseface, and a plastic troll

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

Stall is golden, stall is gay
Golden toilet commode’s a precious display
Sins of seven, playin’ in the band
Forty-five disguise, fake news a crappy plan

Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah

A bozo, shitty bozo, yo bozo
A bozo, shitty bozo, yo bozo
A bozo, shitty bozo, yo bozo

 

Black Dog
Led Zeppelin

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Ah, ah, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, I can't keep away

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

I gotta roll, can't stand still
Got a flaming heart, can't get my fill
Eyes that shine burning red
Dreams of you all through my head

Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah

Hey, baby, oh, baby, pretty baby
Tell me would you do me now
Hey, baby, oh, baby, pretty baby
Move me while you groove me now

Take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by down and out
Spent my money, took my car
Started telling her friend she' gon' be a star
I don't know, but I've been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

All I ask for, all I pray
Steady rolling woman gonna come my way
Need a woman gonna hold my hand
Won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man

Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah

Hey baby, pretty baby, oh baby
Hey baby, pretty baby, oh baby
Hey baby, pretty baby, oh baby

 

From 1970 to 1975, Led Zeppelin immigrated to the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.

Led Zeppelin-related concerts:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

... and the occasional Zeppelin Tribute club show along with a couple of Jason Bonham concerts at Star Lake.

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#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#3068.  Kellogg (Black Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

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