#3052. Paula White

Nothing irks me quite like the prospect of the Orange Prolapse in a deep state of prayer and profound contemplation.

Viva Liberty!  (avenue)

As if the abject stupidity of Trump's Christian faux-nationalism brand isn't routinely sufficient.

Televangelist Paula White seeks divine inspiration from Donald Trump.

Gotta get everyone in on the act!  

Hey, shit like this gives me a spiritual craving for the good 'ol days... you know, with Mike Pence.

 

Paula White
sonofsaf

Trump was indisposed, Lake Tahoe vacay
The Orange Prolapse, was the shit that left a stain
The adultery was a genuine sacrifice

There was crime, bought and sold all the time
And the violence and Proud Boy turds full of pride
The Donald’s gock is a gunt, can't we get along

That cunt is infuriating
Televangelist Paula White
Televangelist Paula White

Donald Trump is gay
Except for Tahoe and Stormy D.
McDonald’s Quarter Pound was not a Big Mac that day

Gotta give Oath Keepers a pardon storied great soldiers
The mushroom denial, and tiny penis
Fake news that cheating clown’s pink slime

That cunt is infuriating
Televangelist Paula White
Televangelist Paula White

That cunt is infuriating
Televangelist Paula White
Televangelist Paula White

 

Dynamite
Son Volt

When the levee goes, the heart breaks away
The mind holds back, just loose dirt in pouring rain
The truth is not free and everyone must pay the price

There were diamonds, there was gold in your eyes
Now just silence and broken words on the side
The journey is never done, and the way is long

This love is like celebrating
4th of July with dynamite
4th of July with dynamite

There is no right way
Only the way that keeps your mind free
Every moment to count in the living judgment day

Life to live shall not be a burden carried on shoulders
The long mystic trial, the dreams leave the dust
No blues are coming down this time

This love is like celebrating
4th of July with dynamite
4th of July with dynamite

This love is like celebrating
4th of July with dynamite
4th of July with dynamite

My second parody of Son Volt's Dynamite.  A couple years ago, I penned #2179.  Dana White.  (regarding the President and CEO of the UFC)

I've always enjoyed the "below the radar attitude" and "honest simplicity" of lead singer Jay Farrar.   

From 1996 to the present, Son Volt has played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.

Son Volt:

8-13-96, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (HORDE Festival)

4-30-19, Mr. Smalls Theatre, Millvale, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2175)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

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