The campaign for Colorado Senate Republican candidate Joe O'Dea, pronounced "Joe
just got a big infusion of cash from Mitch McConnell's SuperPAC, "The Senate Leadership Fund."
Catchy title, eh?
All the polls have O'Dea consistently trailing incumbent Senator Michael Bennet (D-CO).
Instead of pontificating about the critical race in the Centennial State, how about a few, brand spankin' new Trump Dumps? Yes!
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| Point State Park. The shit in the forefront was smeared all over the place. 'Twas a very rare shit bow. |
Er, uh... shit show.
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| Oz is a verifiable Turkish circus. |
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| Herschel Walker? What a lying piece, of brown and black, shit! |
#TrumpDump
Joe O’Dea
sonofsaf
Donald Trump is orange not white
Colorado’s not in play
MAGA is so good damn shitty
Mother fucker Joe O’Dea O’Dea
Joe O’Dea
Winning’s an endeavor, losing’s not okay
Joe O’Dea
Donald Trump is orange not white
The Orange Prolapse is here to stay
Stormy Lake Tahoe vacation
Stormy’s titties Joe O’Dea O’Dea
Joe O’Dea
The news you gotta fake the shit you gotta say
Joe O’Dea
And Trump’s a fat clown, platter of poo poo
Ooh, sometimes I think he is gay
Still a fat clown, Big Mac’n moo moo
GOP, GOP, GOP, GOP
Joe O’Dea
Joe O’Dea, Joe O’Dea
Winning’s an endeavor, losing’s not okay
Joe O’Dea, Joe O’Dea
Oh, Stormy Lake Tahoe vacation yeah
Oh, her chest is an inspiration, ooh
Joe O’Dea, Joe O’Dea
The news you gotta fake the shit you gotta say
Joe O’Dea, Joe O’Dea
Joe O’Dea, Joe O’Dea
Joe O’Dea, Joe O’Dea
Day By Day
The Hooters
Give me what you can tonight
Time is all we have to play
Tell me you can't live without me
Tell me every day by day by day
Day by day
Nothing lasts forever, only fades away
Day by day
Give me what you can tonight
I'm back tomorrow anyway
Show me some appreciation
Show me every day by day by day
Day by day
The chance you gotta take's the price you gotta pay
Day by day
And if you break down, I will remind you
Ooh, of what you were yesterday
You can break down, I'll be behind you
Every, every, every, every
Day by day
Day by day, day by day
Nothing lasts forever, only fades away
Day by day, day by day
Oh, show me some appreciation yeah
Oh, I can't stand anticipation, ooh
Day by day, day by day
The chance you gotta take's the price you gotta pay
Day by day, day by day
Day by day, day by day
Day by day, day by day
I always try to find live concert footage. But their official video has this kinda low budget "cornball worthiness."
From 1986 to 1990, The Hooters played the Burgh each year for a grand total of 4 live performances. Huzzah! Never seen 'em. I've also never eaten at a Hooters. No joke.
This is actually my second parody of Day by Day.
A couple months ago I wrote a paradoxical tribute to Mehmet Oz.
#1410. Crudite.
The Big Lie 100: (#662)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
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