#1497. Marco A. Rubio

Marco... Asshole.  

Just for the record, I've never played Marco Polo.

And forgive me but the "A" actually stands for Antonio.

Regrettably, virtually every poll has Rubio up by about 4-5 points against his opponent Val Demings (D).  #403.  You Can Call Her Val.

 

Marco A. Rubio
sonofsaf

Fuckin’ cunt
Ooh!

Yeah!

Trump’s a retard Kushner’s a Jew
Assholes their shit’s in play
Cum dumpster finish a circle jerk
Donald Trump is so gay
Can’t win no doubt dick ain’t long
Stormy D. sucked his cock
Coup d’etat crime Orange Prolapse clown
It’s all a bleeping rip-off

Marco A. Rubio
Donald Trump is sick, Stormy’s a whore
Marco A. Rubio
Trump’s full of bullshit, Stormy Daniels a whore

He’s shittin’
The news is fake Joe’s got no chance
Eat shit MSNBC
Small hands and feet but has big plans
Fuck crooked Hillary
Small crime big crime so much crime
Stormy D. sucked his cock
She’s blowing forty five oral’s okay
She’ll need a jizz mop

Marco A. Rubio
Donald Trump is sick, Stormy’s a whore
Marco A. Rubio
Trump’s full of bullshit, Stormy Daniels a whore

Marco A. Rubio
Trump’s full of bullshit, Stormy Daniels a whore

Marco A. Rubio
Donald Trump is sick, Stormy’s a whore
Marco A. Rubio
Trump’s full of bullshit, Stormy Daniels a whore

Marco A. Rubio
Donald Trump is sick, Stormy’s a whore
Marco A. Rubio
Trump’s full of bullshit, Stormy Daniels a whore

Marco A. Rubio
Donald Trump is sick, Stormy’s a whore
Marco A. Rubio
Trump’s full of bullshit, Stormy Daniels a whore

Turn Up The Radio
Autograph

Turn it up
Ooh!

Yeah!

I'm working hard you're working too
We do it everyday
For every minute I have to work
I need a minute to play
Day in day out all week long
Things go better with Rock
The only time I turn it down
Is when I'm sleeping it off

Turn up the radio
I need the music, give me some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it, got to give me some more

Now listen
I wanna shake I wanna dance
Count it out to one, two, three
I feel the beat I'm in a trans
No better place to be
Day time night time anytime
Things go better with Rock
I'm going 24 hours a day
I can't seem to stop

Turn up the radio
I need the music, give me some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it, got to give me some more

Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it, got to give me some more

Turn up the radio
I need the music, give me some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it, got to give me some more

Turn up the radio
I need the music, give me some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it, got to give me some more

Turn up the radio
I need the music, give me some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it, got to give me some more

My 2nd parody of the Autograph classic.  Last year, I wrote #885.  Kern's A Faggot Asshole.  A better question.  Who the fuck is Daniel Kern?  Kern just another Orange Prolapse endorsed douchebag running for State Senate in Arizona's 27th District.

Never seen Autogrpah.  No desire really.  They've played the Burgh a grand total of twice.  Once in 1984 at the Civic Arena, and another time, some 30 years later in 2014, at Altar Bar in the Strip.  Cool venue but the sound in there is horrible.  A few years ago, the building reverted back to being a church.  

Hey... you can never have enough churches.

The Big Lie 100: (#672)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

#1469.  Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1470.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#1471.  Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)

#1472.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)

#1473.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1474.  Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)

#1475.  Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#1476.  Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)

#1477.  Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1478.  Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#1479.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#1480.  Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1481.  Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)

#1482.  Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#1483.  Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)

#1485.  Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)

#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)

#1487.  Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1488.  Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran) 

#1489.  Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)

#1490.  A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)

#1491.  Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)

#1492.  Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)

#1493.  Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)

#1494.  Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)

#1495.  Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)

#1496.  Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)

#1497.  Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

 

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