Lil' Marco Rubio is clinging to a lead in the polls.
And lately he's been a 'lil behind with the fundraising as well.
He'll soon face off in the mid-terms against the formidable Val Demings.
But instead of harping on Sunshine State political misgivings, how 'bout some brand new Yinzer Trump Dumps?
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| The trilogy. Deer/Groundhog/Raccoon shit on the steps of our deck. |
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| Near Peppi's on the Northside. OTHER DOOR ROOKIE (great sign). |
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| The obvious continuation along Western Ave. Behold the curvature. |
Rubio Ga Ga
sonofsaf
Rubio
Rubio
A tiny bone his cock ain’t right
A fat rear end his asshole’s tight
Donald Trump’s king it’s all a show
Senator Marco Rubio
He has no balls a Cuban czar
All of the girls think he’s a retard
He is a staph, infection why
He’ll stop the steal spread the big lie
Rubio
Ivanka’s cunt and dildo toys
An anal whore she’s bringin’ the noise
A job to blow an oral scare
Her complexion is very fair
1-6 the crime, Donald’s a coward
He smells like crap and needs a shower
Rubio, Rubio
Such a queer he’s "Rubio ga ga
Rubio goo goo
Radio ga ga"
Such a queer he’s "Rubio ga ga
"Rubio blah blah"
Rubio’s a Jew?
Rubio, Kushner would fuck you
Trump’s face it glows, as orange as Mars
And Stormy knows her titties empower
Big Mac he’ll feed but won’t drink beer
He needs a weight loss engineer
A joke forever it never ends
Emperor king he’s wearin’ Depends
So, Trump’s a clown, son-in-law’s a Jew
Was almost fired a MAGA ritual
1-6 the crime, Donald’s a coward
He smells like crap and needs a shower
Rubio, Rubio
Such a queer he’s “Rubio ga ga
Rubio goo goo
Rubio ga ga"
Such a queer he’s “Rubio ga ga
Rubio goo goo
Rubio ga ga"
Such a queer he’s “Rubio ga ga
Rubio blah blah"
Rubio’s a Jew?
Kushner would fuck you
(Rubio ga ga, Rubio ga ga)
(Rubio ga ga, Rubio ga ga)
(Rubio ga ga, Rubio ga ga)
1-6 the crime, Donald’s a coward
He smells like crap and needs a shower
Rubio, Rubio
Radio Ga Ga
Queen
Radio
Radio
I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And everything I had to know
I heard it on my radio
You gave them all those old-time stars
Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars
You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio
So, don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don't know or just don't care
And just complain when you're not there
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio, radio
All we hear is "Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga"
All we hear is "Radio ga ga
"Radio blah blah"
Radio, what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you
We watch the shows, we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years
Let's hope you never leave, old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So, stick around 'cause we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio, radio
All we hear is "Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga"
All we hear is "Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga"
All we hear is "Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah"
Radio, what's new?
Someone still loves you
(Radio ga ga, radio ga ga)
(Radio ga ga, radio ga ga)
(Radio ga ga, radio ga ga)
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Radio, radio
Queen w/ Adam Lambert:
7-31-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Believe it or not, this is actually my third parody of Radio Ga Ga.
#252. Gonazaga Ga Ga (A tribute to the Gonzaga Bulldogs NCAA basketball team. Back in 2012, WVU played the Gonzaggots at Consol Energy Center. "GONZAGA HAS GONORRHEA."
#1143. Scavino Drama (Dan Scavaino! Trump's former Deputy of Chief of Staff for Communications. He's the cross-eyed dipshit, social media guru who helps the Orange Prolapse come up with all those clever nicknames).
Easily one of my favorite Queen tunes. Top 5? Well, off the top of my head, and in no particular order... Another One Bites The Dust, Killer Queen, Under Pressure, We Are The Champions. I always thought the accompanying lyric to that last song was "sold house for nougat"... instead of "no time for losers."
Yes, the creamy filling in a Three Musketeers bar. Not kidding.
The Big Lie 100: (#666)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
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