Just yesterday, the Orange Prolapse endorsed Dale Strong for Congress.
Dong, er uh, Strong wants to represent the inbred population of Northern Alabama. All hail incest!
Dale Strong will be a fantastic Representative for North Alabama in Congress. Dale was with us from the beginning and, in Congress, he will Grow our Economy, Fight Inflation, Stop Illegal Immigration, Strengthen our Military, Support our Vets and Brave Law Enforcement, Defend the Second Amendment, and Champion Conservative Values. Dale Strong is a Fighter for our America First Agenda, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
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| East General Robinson Street across from George L. Wilson Co. |
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| Human excrement on Tony Dorsett Drive! An enormous, massive dump. Just today, workers finished putting up the new Acrisure lettering in the South end of Acrid Turd Stadium. |
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| Tony Dorsett Street. Residual #TrumpDump from above. Ahead of tonight's Dave Matthews/John Fetterman rally at Stage AE. |
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| West General Robinson Ave. |
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| West General Robinson Ave. Mark Madden tested, Mark Madden approved. |
Strong And His Mouth
sonofsaf
Strong, dong in his mouth
Spreadin’ the big lie, from the deep down South
Long, long list of sins
When Donald Trump is who you must defend
Tom Cotton done lied, an Arkansan bitch
Republican Cotton is such a piece of shit
He is not the better man, a total piece of crap
The Orange Prolapse had a plan coup d’etat n’at singing
Strong, dong in his mouth
Spreadin’ the big lie, from the deep down South
Long, long list of sins
When Donald Trump is who you must defend
Lemme tell you that Donald Trump smells
He’s a fucking whore who’s goin’ to hell
You’re gonna abort, in a toilet stall
‘Cause forty five is all about building a wall
Well Donald Trump’s thick, a stupid fat clown
A bounty on his ass, doesn’t drink and drown
He got a blow job and fucked Stormy hey
Biggest titties ever seen, in all Lake Tah-ok.
Singing
Strong, dong in his mouth
Spreadin’ the big lie, from the deep down South
Long, long list of sins
When Donald Trump is who you must defend …
Song Of The South
Alabama
Song, song of the south
Sweet potato pie, and I shut my mouth
Gone, gone with the wind
There ain't nobody looking back again
Cotton on roadside, cotton in the ditch
We all picked the cotton but we never got rich
Daddy was a veteran, a southern democrat
They oughta get a rich man to vote like that singing
Song, song of the south
Sweet potato pie, and I shut my mouth
Gone, gone with the wind
There ain't nobody looking back again
Well somebody told us Wall Street fell
But we were so poor that we couldn't tell
The cotton was short, and the weeds was' tall
But Mr. Roosevelt's a'gonna save us all
Well momma got sick, and daddy got down
The county got the farm, and we moved to town
Poppa got a job with the TVA
We bought a washing machine, and then a Chevrolet
Singing
Song, song of the south
Sweet potato pie, and I shut my mouth
Gone, gone with the wind
There ain't nobody looking back again ...
A couple years ago, I wrote a parody called "Song of the Slaves." 'Bama tested, 'Bama approved.
#RollTide #TrumpDump
Song of the Slaves
sonofsaf
Song, song of the slaves
Sing amazing grace, gonna make no waves
Gone, gone is my life
Ain’t nobody care when they raped my wife
Whippin’ in the morning, whippin’ in the night
We all got the whip, in the dark and the light
Massah was a cruel man, a racist piece of shit
He’d hack up a cough, in my face he’d spit
Bring it
Song, song of the slaves
Sing amazing grace, gonna make no waves
Gone, gone is my life
Ain’t nobody care when they raped my wife
Time to go to church, when you hear that bell
We can’t read or write, so the words don’t sell
Union will rise, and the South will fall
Mister Lincoln says so, and he’s so tall
Well my daughter got slapped and my son beat down
All because the color of their skin was brown
Wanna be free here in the USA
Hell but they don’t give a damn about the things you say
Bring it
Song, song of the slaves
Sing Amazing Grace, gonna make no waves
Gone, gone is my life
Ain’t nobody care when they raped my wife
Say it
Bring it
Song, song of the slaves
Sing amazing grace, gonna make no waves
Gone, gone is my life
Ain’t nobody care when they raped my wife
Gone, gone is my life
Song, song of the slaves
Sing Amazing Grace, gonna make no waves
Song, song of the slaves
Sing Amazing Grace, gonna make no waves
Bring it
Song, song of the slaves
Sing Amazing Grace, gonna make no waves
Gone, gone is my life
Ain’t nobody cared when they raped my wife
Song, song of the slaves
Sing Amazing Grace, gonna make no waves
Gone, gone is my life
Ain’t nobody cared when they raped my wife
From 1982 to 2021, Alabama has played the Burgh a grand total of 15 times. Never seen 'em in Pittsburgh. Although I did see them once at Jambo back in 1991.
Alabama:
7-31-91, Jamboree In The Hills, Morristown, OH
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#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
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#1510. Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)
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