Nathaniel Moran is the Orange Prolapse endorsed MAGA candidate in the First District of Texas.
My apologies, in advance, to his wife "Kyna." It's just how the song progressed. Muse!
But instead of harping on Lone Star politics, and with Tom Brady coming to town this weekend, let's show off some Pixburgh, sports-oriented Trump Dumps. Yinzer rumor alert! Just about everyone in town has embraced the notion, that if the Steelers lose this Sunday.... minority Steelers owner Thomas Tull is gonna dump the naming rights in order to salvage the good name of his Michigan based insurance company with 2021 revenue of 2.97 billion bucks.
But hey, it's gonna be difficult unloading 'em. Until that day arrives, the temporary name of the stadium will be shitting, er uh, shifting to "Acrid Turd Stadium."
From what I understand, the only other potential party with a remote degree of interest is UPMC. Well at least that's the word on the street.
And just for the record, in 2022, Acrisure paid $150 million for 15 years.
In contrast, back in 2001, Heinz paid $57 million for 20 years.
You tell me who got the better deal. Thomas Tull? What a fucking billionaire stooge.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-8) at Pittsburgh Steelers.
Do not be distracted by the butt of a menthol. |
Liberty Ave. median dahntahn. An area of extremely high visibility. Foot trafffic! |
A formidable Trump Dump. Another one on Liberty Ave. by the Grand Wyndham Hotel. |
A very popular stretch of synthetic grass for Trump Dumps. Residence Inn across from PNC Park. |
Crawford St. above PPG Paints Arena. Pens beat the Coyotes in last night's opener (6-2). |
Oh, what hell, let's throw in a political keystone Trump Dump. Directly across from the Mario Lemieux statue. Centre Avenue. |
Moran
sonofsaf
Moran, Kyna’s* his wife,
She’s a cunt and a whowa.^
Moran, Kyna’s his wife,
She’s a cunt and a whowa.
Moran, Kyna’s his wife,
Fucking whore
and her ass is sore
Big black bones fuck her twice as nice
An asshole meant for two.
No cost, salad tossed,
Dildos bring
A holocaust.
Care to join at any cost
Kill the fucking Jews.
Moran has a whore for a wife
She’s a cunt it’s true
She wants Texas to fuck her
Don’t misconstrue
Ah, she spreads the big lies
Seeking gross revenue.
All the lies, Donald ain’t wise,
He’s a round fat ass old clown.
Taylor Greene’s name’s Marjorie
A green prolapse for you.
He’s an ass perhaps
Big dildo inside his ass.
Has a tiny bone perhaps.
Kushner is a Jew.
Moran has a whore for a wife
She’s a cunt it’s true
She wants Texas to fuck her
Don’t misconstrue
Ah, she spreads the big lies
Seeking gross revenue.
Moran, Kyna’s his wife,
She’s a cunt and a whowa.
Moran, Kyna’s his wife,
She’s a cunt and a whowa.
Old Man
Neil Young
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things
that don't get lost.
Like a coin that won't get tossed
Rolling home to you.
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.
Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.
I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Before attempting this particular parody, it would be wise to familiarize yourself with the following meme and gif. The song will make demonstrably more sense.
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^ -
A Neil Young classic. Timeless.
Live Rust is easily in my Top 10 all-time official live concert releases.
Neil Young:
8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *
11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *
9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
* - w/ Crazy Horse
The Big Lie 100: (#667)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
#1492. Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)
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