Much has been spoken about Trump's golden toilet. MAGA tales of fecal lore that would surely not disappoint.
But far less is known about his personal "golden stall" aboard Air Force One.
Well, that is, until now.
Toilet Stall
sonofsaf
Stormy’s a whore, and Ivanka’s too
Those crooked cunts ain’t free
All the big lies Donald’s gonna fuck you
Porno incest’s never free
Helluva toilet stall
Donald Trump’s inbred
Jewish daughter-wife
A fake news lie’s the reason why
Shittin’ affair Bud L-i-i-ight
I do declare fury and fire win
Kushner’s a wise ass Jew
A fake whore is better just in case
Bad smelling but she’ll fuck you
That crooked queer has got some bling
And some insurrection plans
Prolapse out, it’s orange no doubt
I need me a fuckin’ big fan
Golden toilet stall
Ooh, Stormy
The golden toilet stall
MAGA blows, devout shitshow, Donald Trump’s orange not white
Libtards on the run, like human scum
Kushner Jew, kosher appetite
Havin’ a ball, gonna build a wall
At the border I declare
Tiny bone, is for Kristi Noem
Homeland security scare
Golden toilet stall
Ooh Stormy
The golden toilet stall
Stormy’s a whore, and Ivanka’s too
Those crooked cunts ain’t free
All the big lies Donald’s gonna fuck you
Porno incest’s never free
Helluva toilet stall
Donald Trump's inbred
Jewish daughter-wife
A fake news lie’s the reason why
Shittin’ affair Bud Light
Golden toilet stall
Fuck, Stormy
Golden toilet stall
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Free-For-All
Ted Nugent
Never before have I turned on you
Ya look too good to me
Your beady eyes nearly cut me into
And I just can't let ya be
Well it's a free-for-all
And I heard it said
You can bet your life
The stakes are high and so am I
It's in the air toni-i-ight
I see you there with your Cheshire grin
I got my eyes on you
Ya shake your tail feathers in my face
No telling what I might do
Well looking here ya sweet young thing
Cause the magic's in my hands
When in doubt I whip it out
I got me a rock and roll band
It's a free-for-all
Ooh, baby
Yeah, it's a free-for-all
Here we go look out below, I'm on the prowl tonight
When it's said and done I'll have my fun
I can chew anything I bite
Come one, come all to the midnight ball
Your invitation's there
Come alone and I'll drive ya home
Oh help me I do declare
It's a free-for-all
Ooh, baby
Yeah, it's a free-for-all
Never before have I turned on you
Ya look too good to me
Your beady eyes nearly cut me into
And I just can't let ya be
Well it's a free-for-all
And I heard it said
You can bet your life
The stakes are high and so am I
It's in the air tonight
It's a free-for-all
Look, baby
It's a free-for-all
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From 1971 to the present, Ted Nugent has gunned down the Burgh an impressive 38 times.
Back in the day, I recall scalping a Ted Nugent concert at Star Lake. I think he was opening for Aerosmith or maybe Kid Rock or something of that ilk. But have I ever seen Ted Nugent perform live? I honestly don't think so. Great guitarist, singer-songwriter. But more importantly, an all-around moronic piece of shit. Rarely do I hope for someone to die by suicide. Self-inflicted via their own hollow point ammunition.
Trumpy Bear Nugent and the Orange Prolapse discuss their love of bump stocks. |