#3130. Anal Hegseth

Yesterday, D.O.D. Secretary Pete Hegseth posted

"The Department of Defense does not do climate change crap."

Prickly Pete speaks at the podium as the Orange Prolapse looms nearby.

However, there's ample evidence that the current administration... is crap.

If I was a reporter at a Hegseth press conference, I'd ask him the following question verbatim.

"Mr. Secretary, are you at all concerned that the President's bone spur condition could impact his physical ability to command the U.S. military?"

 

 

Anal Hegseth
sonofsaf

Ah!

Shitshow, an Orange Prolapse stain
Always fat McDonald’s is why
Bad breath, oral display
Tower for Trump’s euro-slut wife
Big tits; Stormy’s a cunt
Barron’s virgin birth
Roll the dice with Pete “Anal” Hegseth
Trumpin’ and Dumpin’ the big lie

Anal Hegseth
Donald is a shithead who’s inbred

Ballistic, spreading the big lies
Jesus Christ’s a flood of blood
Ivanka isn’t worthy
A piece of shit and total disgrace
Marjorie Taylor Greene is fucked up
Needs a life, her depravity
Warrior, bone spurs by design
Assclown, spreading the big lie

Anal Hegseth
Donald is a shithead who’s inbred
Yinz mother fucker
Anal Hegseth

Dump and stupid, his brain’s insane
Sever Donald’s balls and win
Kushner Jew disguise
Stormy’s breasts hip hooray
Chest is neat lust’s a sin
Plastic ain’t tin foil
Smellin’ bold sack of shit
The gas he has passed
In his kosher daughter’s toilet stall
Moan forever, groin’s inbred
A coup d’etat’s a crime
Trumper shit Orange Prolapse fart

Golden shower will share
Commode fumes
Holy Sundays you’ll believe
At any cost

Stupid cunt daughter-wife
Anal breath asshole burns
Jared is a Jew
Let’s make us great, dirty deeds
Craving to defend a
Whore without pubic hair
More disdain Kushner’s a Jew
Peter Hegseth is a clown
Rupert Murdoch’s old
Trinkets to sell, MAGA buys
Bleeding from a creamed cunt
As Putin is invading

So tragic, BeBest shitheads
The big lie
Peter “Anal” Hegseth
Enemy

Anal Hegseth
Donald is a shithead who’s inbred
Yinz mother fucker
Anal Hegseth
Peter Hegseth!

 

Angel Of Death
Slayer

Ah!

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in; like cattle, you run
Stripped of your life's worth
Human mice for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead

Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race
Surgery with no anesthesia
Feel the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down, screaming out to die

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher
Angel of death

Pumped with fluid inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins
Pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh drips away
Test of heat burns your skin
Your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen-water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart

Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The Holocaust

Seas of blood bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide-awake nightmare
Wings of pain reach out for you
His face of death staring down
Your blood's running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating

Pathetic, harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher
Angel of death
Angel of death

 

 

 

"Slayer always sounds better in the light.  Preferably on a Sunday." --- Saf

I should really tighten up this parody.  Definitely has merit.

 

From 1988 to the present, Slayer has slain the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  Tom Araya and the gang are coming out of retirement for a few festival shows this summer.

One of the all-time, best concert openers:  Hell Awaits > The Antichrist.

Slayer:

11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Motorhead & Overkill)

10-26-03, Rostraver Ice Garden, Belle Vernon, PA 


8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Ozz Fest)

7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH (opened for Marilyn Manson)

8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest)

11-20-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-8-15, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest w/ King Diamond)

9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

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#3130.  Anal Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

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