DOGE phenom Elon Musk was at the Orange Prolapse's State of the Union speech last night.
However, DOGE Acting Administrator Amy Gleason was not in attendance.
Gleason was recently described as a "data whiz" with a "superhuman" work ethic.
I can't speak to her laborious dedication. However, I do think it's reasonable to assume that her historic cunt has taken a voluminous number of whizzes.
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| This "seemingly disoriented economic Dump" seems indicative of Trump tariffs and the prevailing market uncertainty. |
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| Spotted near a dahntahn Pixburgh rally for Ukraine. |
In other news, last night the Penguins kicked off a 3 game road jaunt with a 4-1 loss to the Colorado Avalanche. I opted to watch the State of the Union. My niece Stefkins and her boyfriend Brandon will be in attendance for the Las Vegas game on Friday night.
I'm quietly hoping for a Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Edmonton Oilers Stanley Cup. The last time it was both teams from Canada was the 1985-86 season. (Calgary Flames vs. Montreal Canadians). Obviously, whichever team wins, neither would be invited to the White House to worship at the bulge of the Orange Prolapse.
Gleason Is a Cunt
sonofsaf
Trump’s fucking you in the rear end
You will discover his ass time and again
China virus Chinese disease
Stormy boobs golden striptease.
Trump Tower farts on Triple D.’s.
Until the end, spread the big lie
Orange Prolapse turds Big Mac and his small fry
Tahoe fling it brought despair
Shitty world loves Donald’s hair
Stormy D. she doesn’t care
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
Tiny thrills mushroom crime
And The Donald’s outta line
Donald’s MAGA, is gay you see
Why’s his shit knee deep’n urinary
Jew-ass Viagra isn’t strong
Tiny mushroom isn’t long
Stormy Daniels wore a thing
Big lie MAGA, but don’t ask why
Orange Prolapse turds Big Mac and his small fry
Tahoe fling it brought despair
Tiny mushroom he would share
Piece of shit-scum pubic hair
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
And we don’t get along
‘Cause Trump treason’s a black swan
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
And we don’t get along
‘Cause Trump treason’s a black swan
Yeah yeah yeah
Big lie from hell, satanic cunt
God from above is part of the witch hunt
And all the crime Orange Prolapse clown
Big Mac ain’t a Quarter Pound
Check the McDonald’s lost and found
Big lie from hell, but don’t ask why
Orange Prolapse turds Big Mac and a large fry
Tahoe fling it brought despair
Golden showers and lawfare
Full of shit he’s a bald nightmare
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
And we don’t get along
‘Cause Trump treason’s a black swan
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
And we don’t get along
‘Cause Trump treason’s a black swan
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
And we don’t get along
‘Cause Trump treason’s a black swan
Dildo toy, dildo scum
Amy Gleason is a cunt
And we don’t get along
‘Cause Trump treason’s a black swan
Seasons In The Sun
Terry Jacks
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABCs
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time
Goodbye papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along
Goodbye papa, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
Yeah yeah yeah
Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground
Goodbye Michelle, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
Such an iconic tune. I vividly remember the Cheers scene where Norm seeks to distance himself from his loony secretary. Hysterical.
She briefly serenades him with her own version of "Seasons in the Sun." Kinda surprised it's not on youtube.
Tricky, stilted, exhausting lyrics. It's my second parody of this song. A couple years ago, I penned #1745. Treason He's A Cunt.
Terry Jacks is a Canadian singer songwriter primarily known for his 1974 smash hit "Seasons In The Sun."
He's 80 years old and still among the living.
Jacks never really went on tour. More of a studio musician and renegade environmentalist. Back in 1973, he performed at an auditorium in Calgary. At the time, I was 3 years old and unfamiliar with our mortal enemy to the north... Canada.