#3120. Stormy's Tits Are Fake

The Orange Prolapse is still obsessed with the tits of Stormy. 

I think Horseface should go on Bill Maher and mention that she has a top-secret, "undiscussable" nickname for Donald Trump.  But nobody's allowed to know.  Maybe do a "hangman type" Wheel of Misfortune segment every week.  

 

And the puzzle would slowly unravel over the course of 3-4 weeks....

Keep 'em guessing!  Hint: Only use the letters for ORANGE.  Start with the progression R-N-G...

 

 

Someone must have taken a "cherry margarita" dump into the face of a China Virus victim.

 

 

 

Stormy’s Tits Are Fake
sonofsaf

Donald’s shit is staining, Stormy’s titties are fake
Donald’s shit is staining, and Stormy’s titties are fake
Stormy’s tits are fake, her plastic's here to stay

Mother fucker, shits on a golden throne, oh
Mother fucker, shits on a golden throne
Trump Vodka and Steaks and a bankruptcy plan’s a shitshow
From hell, from hell, from hell
Ooh

Donald J. Trump's a grandad
With a tiny little mushroom bone
His shit show is gonna blow
When he opens his mouth, the blow job ain’t for you
For what’s (it's) worth from Mar-a-Lago
Ah, ah, ah, hey

Lying ain’t taboo, weighing three hundred ain’t good
No, lying ain’t taboo, weighing three hundred ain’t good
With his well done steaks, MAGA’s back in the groove, ooh

Trump ain’t white, he shits on a golden damn throne
Trump ain’t white, shits on a golden damn throne
Stinkin’ no doubt First Lady sucks his tiny bone
Oh-ho

Blowing
He’s blowing Mar-a-Lago
Blowing Mar-a-Lago
Daughter-wife is a fake Jew, ah
Blowing clown, blowing clown now
Blowing clown, A blowing clown now
Blowing clown, blowing clown
Blowing clown, blowing clown
Oh
Blowing clown, blowing clown now
Blowing clown, blowing clown now
Blowing clown, blowing clown now
Blowing clown, blowing, c-c-c-c-clown now
Ooh, ooh

 

When The Levee Breaks
Led Zeppelin

If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break
If it keeps on raining, the levee's going to break
When the levee breaks, we'll have no place to stay

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, oh
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
It's got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home
Oh well, oh well, oh well
Ooh

Oh, don't it make you feel bad
When you're trying to find your way home
You don't know which way to go
If you're going down south, they got no work to do
If you're going north to Chicago
Ah, ah, ah, hey

Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good
No, crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move, ooh

All last night I sat on the levee and moaned
All last night, sat on the levee and moaned
Thinking about my baby and my happy home
Oh-ho

Going
I'm going to Chicago
Going to Chicago
Sorry, but I can't take you, ah
Going down, going down now
Going down, I'm going down now
Going down, going down
Going down, going down
Oh
Going down, going down now
Going down, going down now
Going down, going down now
Going down, going, dow-dow-dow-dow-down now
Ooh, ooh

This parody was originally entitled "Donald's Well Done Steaks."  But it just wasn't working.

I knew this song was a cover.  But I'd never heard the original from Kansas Joe & Memphis Minnie.

 

From 1970 to 1975, Led Zeppelin played the Burgh 3 times.  A little before my concert-going days. 

Led Zeppelin-oriented concerts:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

... and the occasional Zeppelin Tribute band at a club along with a couple of Jason Bonham concerts at Star Lake.  

Speaking of Bonham, he's coming to Wheeling West by D-g Virginia on May 7.  His band's gonna play Physical Graffiti in its entirety.  Then, May 8 is AC/DC at Acrid Turd Stadium.  And May 9 is Filter at Jergel's in Warrendale.  Filter was really underrated.  Regardless, that's a pretty cool 3 day stretch of shows.

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#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

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#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

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#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

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#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

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#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

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#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

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#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

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#3069.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Elvis Presley)

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#3071.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- They Might Be Giants)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Trance (Vance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3075.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Mark Knopfler)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3077.  Edward Robert Martin (Fightin' Fuckin' Fartin' --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3079.  Tucker (Sucker --- Marcus King)

#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

#3083.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn It Into Love --- Kylie Minogue)

#3084.  Terry Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

#3085.  Tenney's A Piece Of Shit (Any Way You Want It --- The Ramones)

#3086.  Jack Posobiec (Right Side Of My Neck --- Faye Webster)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

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#3092.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Vince Gill)

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#3118.  Hayden Haynes (Wooden Planes --- Art Garfunkel)

#3119.  Haynes (Chains --- Iggy Pop)

#3120.  Stormy's Tits Are Fake (When The Levee Breaks --- Led Zeppelin)

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