JD Vance memes are flooding the internet.
I'd like to see a pic of JD physically kissing the ass of Donald Trump. But in my mind, it's an eager Vance licking the exposed colonic bulge of the Orange Prolapse. Such a photo would likely be deemed in violation of community standards. At a bare minimum, probably get blurred out.
DK Metcalf is cuming to the Burgh. "DK" stands for DeKaylin Zecharius. My advice? Stick with DK. |
Tesla stock plunged 15% yesterday. Musk's social media platform "X" experienced repeated DDS attacks as well. Sabotage! |
Buccos host the Yankees today in Bradenton. They open their regular season against the Yankees on April 4. |
Butt everyone would know the truth.
Fuck JD Vance
sonofsaf
Fuck JD Vance
Piece of shit and Appalachin’ whore
So white and MAGA fuckin’ softcore
Fuck JD Vance
Fuckin’ so white
That piece of shit is the enemy
You will discover urinary
Fuck JD Vance
Trump’s gonna build a wall and a fence
Stay in Mexico all the while
Shitshow that diaper forms dependence
Orange Prolapsin’ ass his style
Ecstasy
Orange Prolapse turd
Melania is mad there’s no doubt
Anal attack’s no reason to pout
Fuckin’ JD Vance
Trump’s gonna build a wall and a fence
Stay in Mexico all the while
Shitshow that diaper forms dependence
Orange Prolapsin’ ass his style
Ecstasy
Orange Prolapse turd
Melania is mad there’s no doubt
Anal attack’s no reason to pout
Fuckin’ JD Vance
Just One More Chance
Dean Martin
Just one more chance
To prove it's you alone I care for
Each night I say a little prayer for
Just one more chance
Just one more night
To taste the kisses that enchant me
I'd want no others if you'd grant me
Just one more chance
I've learned the meaning of repentance
Now you're the jury at my trial
I know that I should serve my sentence
Still I'll hoping all the while
You'll give me
Just one more word
I said that I was glad to start out
But now I'm back to cry my heart out
For just one more chance
I've learned the meaning of repentance
Now you're the jury at my trial
I know that I should serve my sentence
Still I'll hoping all the while
You'll give me
Just one more word
I said that I was glad to start out
But now I'm back to cry my heart out
For just one more chance
Surprisingly, born and raised just 30 minutes away in Steubenville, Ohio...
Dean Martin never performed in the Burgh. He passed away in 1995 at the age of 78 primarily from lung cancer and emphysema. Huzzah!
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#2005. Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2009. Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2561. Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)
#2562. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)
#2566. Vance (Chance --- Big Country)
#2648. Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)
#2657. J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2658. Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)
#2659. J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)