#3131. Bill Bazzi

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse posted that Bill Bazzi will be the new U.S. Ambassador to Tunisia. 

I am pleased to announce that Dearborn Heights Mayor Bill Bazzi will be the next United States Ambassador to the Republic of Tunisia. Bazzi is a decorated U.S. Marine, who honorably served our Country for 21 years, collaborating with U.S. Embassy Ambassadors, Diplomats, and Leaders throughout the World. Bazzi also worked at Boeing as a quality manager, and Ford Motor Company as a product development engineer. After 22 years with Ford, Bazzi took an early retirement to serve his City as Mayor of Dearborn Heights. Bazzi worked hard during the 2024 Presidential Election to help us secure our Historic Victory, and I look forward to seeing the great things he will accomplish for our Nation. Congratulations Bill!

 

Let's celebrate the appointment of Billy "Baldo Bizarro" Bazzi with a special "before and after" Dump.

Boulevard of the Allies!

 

Curious to see if any green jimmies make an appearance this Saturday along the St. Patrick's Day parade route.

 

Bill Bazzi
sonofsaf

Bill Bazzi
Stormy
Stormy pain
Aww

The Orange Prolapse
Pig Bill Bazzi there’s no doubt
Stormy D. and the insurrection crimes
Abort
Abort legally

 

Bumblebee
Ween

Bumblebee
Stung me
Stung my brain
Aww

Weedeating Vaughn's grass
Big bumblebee came right out
It stung me 47,000 times
It hurt
It hurt so badly

This "song" leaves a lot to be desired. 

From 1994 to 2018, Ween played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.  Never seen... Ween.

 

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