Yesterday, Speaker Mike Johnson canceled a House vote on whether to release the Epstein files.
Perhaps I'll keep writing Epstein parodies until the beloved House GOP gets back to work. The net result could be a long hot month of August.
Epstein Files
sonofsaf
Stormy D.’s titties were not free
Butt The Donald she’d dismember
Stormy D.’s cunt hair and feces
Mushroom gold, tiny member
The MAGA flags are unfurled
Proud Boys and Proud Girls
Stalling a toilet ain’t normal
Epstein files
Stormy D.’s titties were not free
Donald Trump is fuckin’ dumb
Stormy D.’s porn shit’s obscene
And Trump Towers ain’t awesome
The MAGA flags are unfurled
Proud Boys and Proud Girls
Stalling a toilet ain’t normal
Epstein files
Epstein files
Donald J. Trump we must defend
Donald J. Trump we must defend
Donald J. Trump we love
Donald J. Trump we love
Donald J. Trump we must defend
Stormy D.’s titties were not free
Orange Prolapse here forever
Why’s Donald Trump a bad wet dream
Pedophile endeavor
Pedo-endeavor
Pedo-endeavor
Epstein file
Epstein file
When She Smiles
Ryan Adams
Suddenly she's smiling at me
Like I'm supposed to remember
Suddenly the air starts to freeze
And it's cold, late December
Strawberry cotton and curls
Smiling as she twirls
Falling in love with the girl
When she smiles
Suddenly she's smiling at me
And it's totally awesome
Suddenly everything's green
And the flowers that blossom
Strawberry cotton and curls
Smiling as she twirls
Falling in love with the girl
When she smiles
When she smiles
Oh I, want to see you again
Oh I, want to see you again
Oh I, want to see you
Oh I, want to see you
Oh I, want to see you again
Suddenly she's smiling at me
I pretend we're together
Quietly just like it's a dream
And it feels like forever
Feels like forever
Feels like forever
And we smile
And we smile
From 2003 to the present, Ryan Adams has "bryaned the Burgh" a grand total of 6 times. Never seen him.