#3226. Massapequa Long Island

You can always tell when the Orange Prolapse is looking for a politically charged distraction.  First he'll tease you with some "subtle" gender, racial, or ethnic blather.  Then, he'll go full bore and ratchet up the rhetoric.  

Yesterday, Trump posted the following.

I am thrilled to announce that the Washington Football Team will be returning to our Nation’s Capital! The new Stadium Deal is a HUGE WIN for Washington, D.C., and for the Team’s incredible fan base. It will also boost Economic Development, create more Jobs and, hopefully, lead to less Crime in the area. We are making Washington, D.C., GREAT AGAIN, one step at a time!

I immediately knew something was up when he referred to the Washington Commanders as the "Washington Football Team."

Sure enough, an hour later, Trump posted a pic of himself.

I agree with the people in Massapequa, Long Island, who are fighting furiously to keep the Massapequa Chiefs logo on their Teams and School. Forcing them to change the name, after all of these years, is ridiculous and, in actuality, an affront to our great Indian population. 

The School Board, and virtually everyone in the area, are demanding the name be kept. It has become the School’s identity and, what could be wrong with using the name, “Chief”? I don’t see the Kansas City Chiefs changing their name anytime soon! By copy of this TRUTH, I am asking my highly capable Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, to fight for the people of Massapequa on this very important issue. LONG LIVE THE MASSAPEQUA CHIEFS!

If the Massapequa Chiefs really wish to change their name, may I suggest honoring Trump accordingly and naming the team the "O.P.P.'s" (The Original Protruding Prolapses).

They could storm the field to the Naughty by Nature tune.  You down with OPP?  

Gangsta!  

Fan participation would be off the hook.

 

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Makisupa Policeman
Phish

Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house
Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house

Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house
Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house

Woke up this morning

Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house
Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house

Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house
Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house

Policeman came to my house
Policeman came to my house
Policeman came to my house
Policeman

Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house
Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house

Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house
Hey, Makisupa policeman
Policeman came to my house

My second parody of Makisupa Policeman.  Earlier this year I penned #2971.  Mar-A-Lago's John Eastman (a tribute to the J-6 inspiration of John Eastman)

Phish return to the Burgh for a one-night stand this summer at the Peterson Events Center on June 24.

From 1992 to the present, Phish has jammed the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-21-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#2346)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

#3060.  Taake's Fuckin' Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

#3062.  Whore Paula White's A Cunt (Your Inner Light Is Love --- Right Said Fred)

#3063.  The Biggest Lie (I Wonder Why --- Sha Na Na)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Damage Case --- Motorhead)

#3065.  Emil Bove (Hello Hooray --- Alice Cooper)

#3066.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Mr. Kitty)

#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#3068.  Kellogg (Black Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#3069.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3071.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- They Might Be Giants)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Trance (Vance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3075.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Mark Knopfler)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3077.  Edward Robert Martin (Fightin' Fuckin' Fartin' --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3079.  Tucker (Sucker --- Marcus King)

#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

#3083.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn It Into Love --- Kylie Minogue)

#3084.  Terry Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

#3085.  Tenney's A Piece Of Shit (Any Way You Want It --- The Ramones)

#3086.  Jack Posobiec (Right Side Of My Neck --- Faye Webster)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

#3091.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Carly Simon)

#3092.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Vince Gill)

#3093.  Schimel Plan (Simple Man --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3094.  Schimel (Simple --- Phish)

#3095.  Caine (Rain --- Planetshakers)

#3096.  Caine (Rain --- Skinny Puppy)

#3097.  Caine (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#3098.  Caine (Rain --- Grateful Dead)

#3099.  Dan Bongino (Love Casino --- Lenny Kravitz)

#3100.  Bongino (Casino --- Gleemer)

#3101.   Trumpin' Dumpin' Ass: He's Always Shittin' --- (Living Loving: She's Just A Woman --- Led Zeppelin)

#3102.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- The Sound)

#3103.  Amy Gleason (Feels Like Treason --- Magnum)

#3104.  Jimmy Fuckin' Comer (Gary's Got A Boner --- The Replacements)

#3105.  Gleason (Reason --- The Cranberries)

#3106.  The Donald's Gay (This Is The Day --- The The)

#3107.  Dan Caine (Cocaine -- Eric Clapton)

#3108.  Ryan Woods (Damaged Goods --- Stabbing Westward)

#3109.  Cincinnati's Charlie Hustle (Colostomy Jigsaw Puzzle --- Cattle Decapitation)

#3110.  Charlie Hustle (Picture Puzzle --- Shirley Bassey)

#3111.  Marshall's Cock (Martial Law --- Ghostmane)

#3112.  Marshall's Cock (Martial Law --- Ookay)

#3113.  Floyd Joy Mayweather (Let's Stay Together --- Al Green)

#3114.  Brian Glenn (Now And Then --- The Beatles)

#3115.  Gleason Is A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#3116.  John Ratcliffe Baby (Take A Whiff On Me --- The Byrds)

#3117.  Hey Ukraine (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#3118.  Hayden Haynes (Wooden Planes --- Art Garfunkel)

#3119.  Haynes (Chains --- Iggy Pop)

#3120.  Stormy's Tits Are Fake (When The Levee Breaks --- Led Zeppelin)

#3121.  Brian Glenn (Born Again --- Supergrass)

#3122.  Daughter-Wife (Afterlife --- Illenium)

#3123.  Dan Caine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3124.  Dan Bongino's Shitty (Cappuccino City --- Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever)

#3125.  Paula White (Parasite -- Volbeat)

#3126.  Dan Caine (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#3127.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3128.  Fuck JD Vance (Just One More Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3129.  Toilet Stall (Free For All --- Ted Nugent)

#3130.  Anal Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3131.  Bill Bazzi (Bumblebee --- Ween)

#3132.  White Cunt Of Bill Bazzi (Flight Of The Bumblebee --- The Alchemist)

#3133.  Clowns Of MAGA (South Of Heaven --- Slayer)

#3134.  Horseface (Racehorse --- Kelly Clarkson)

#3135.  Steak 'n Shake (Rattlesnake --- Live)

#3136.  Musk (Dusk --- Carbon Leaf)

#3137.  Cybertruck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#3138.  Elon's Cybertruck (Running Out Of Luck --- Mick Jagger)

#3139.  Cybertruck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3140.  Cybertruck (What The Fuck --- Ryan Adams)

#3141.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten! Original Broadway Soundtrack)

#3142.  Cybertruck (Out Of Luck --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3143.  Trumpin' Dumpin' (Waken Baken --- Wiz Khalifa)

#3144.  Newt Gingrich (Eat The Rich --- Motorhead)

#3145.  The Noeming (The Gloaming --- Radiohead)

#3146.  Donald J. Trump (Here Comes The Grump --- Adam Ant)

#3147.  Donald Trump (Do The Rump --- The Black Keys)

#3148.  Flood (Blood --- Pearl Jam)

#3149.  Nvidia (Albania --- Coach from Cheers TV Sitcom)

#3150.  Eichorn (Stillborn --- Black Label Society)

#3151.  Michael Flood (Raining Blood)

#3152.  Flood Is A Whore (Blood On The Floor --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3153.  Cybertruck (Semi Truck --- Teenage Bottlerocket)

#3154.  Summer Lee (Summer Breeze --- Seals & Croft)

#3155.  Tom Homan (My Omen --- Electric Guest)

#3156.  Pete Hegseth (Final Death --- Death Angel)

#3157.  Cybertruck (I Will Truck --- Dirty Projectors)

#3158.  Liberation Day (Celebration Day --- Led Zeppelin)

#3159.  Easter Egg Roll (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails)

#3160.  Flood (Blood --- Illenium & Foy Vance)

#3161.  Cybertruck (Chicken Truck --- Aaron Tippin)

#3162.  Brandon Beach (Up The Beach --- Jane's Addicition)

#3163.  Michael John Flood: Piece Of Shit --- (If You Want Blood: You Got It --- AC/DC)

#3164.  Signalgate (It's Too Late --- Carole King)

#3165.  Signalgate (Twist Of Fate --- Olivia Newton-John)

#3166.  Brnovich (Wicked Witch --- Beatsteaks)

#3167.  Brnovich (Virgin Witch --- Rob Zombie)

#3168.  Mark Brnovich (Son Of A Bitch --- EELS)

#3169.  Brnovich (Crazy Bitch --- Buckcherry)

#3170.  Sara A. Carter (Women Are Smarter --- Grateful Dead)

#3171.  Signalgate (Celebrate ---Simple Minds)

#3172.  Signalgate (Celebrate --- Don Moen)

#3173.  Signalgate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#3174.  Signalgate (Twist Of Fate --- Destruction)

#3175.  Trumpin' Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#3176.  Brad D. Schimel (Jack Be Nimble --- James Orchard Halliwell)

#3177.  Schimel Fuck (Cymbal Rush --- Thom Yorke)

#3178.  Flood Is A Fucking Whore (Blood On The Valley Whore --- Soundgarden)

#3179.  Liberation (Medication --- Son Volt)

#3180.  Liberation (Celebration --- Kool & The Gang)

#3181.  Liberation Song (Celebration Song --- Steve Miller Band)

#3182.  Donald's Liberation (Day Of Celebration --- Santana)

#3183.  Liberation (Celebration --- Krokus)

#3184.  Liberation Shitshow (Celebration Intro --- Christina Aguilera)

#3185.  Proud Boy (Rough Boy --- ZZ Top)

#3186.  Flood  Fucker (Bloodsucker --- Agnostic Front)

#3187.  Perry Greene's A Queer (Halloween All Year --- The Orwells)

#3188.  Brad Schimel (Ghost Symbol --- Zero 7)

#3189.  Michael Flood (Damn The Flood --- Black Label Society)

#3190.  Michael Flood (Theme From Flood --- They Might Be Giants)

#3191.  Robert Kennedy's Measles (The Lesser Of Two Evils --- Gary Stewart)

#3192.  Navarro (Tomorrow --- Death Cab For Cutie)

#3193.  Signalgate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#3194.  Flood (Blood --- Coheed & Cambria)

#3195.  Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)

#3196.  Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)

#3197.  Spread The Big Lie (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#3198.  Pam Bondi (Hey Blondie --- Maggie Rose)

#3199.  Garrity (Clarity --- Jimmy Eat World)

#3200.  Cody Balmer (Jeffrey Dahmer --- Macabre)

#3201.  Cody Balmer (Jeffrey Dahmer --- Soulfly)

#3202.  We Are Trumpers (We Are Farmers --- Farmers Insurance slogan)

#3203.  Balmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#3204.  Twat From Hell: Cody Balmer (What's That Smell: Jeffrey Dahmer --- Macabre)

#3205.  JD Vance (Neutron Dance --- Pointer Sisters)

#3206.  Razin' Caine (Sugar Cane -- Slash: w/ Myles Kennedy and The Conspirators)

#3207.  Donald Trump Is Gay (One Big Holiday --- My Morning Jacket)

#3208.  Liberation (Isolation --- Kreator)

#3209.  Pete B. Hegseth Is Gay (Only One Breath Away --- Bad Boys Blue)

#3210.  Jake Lang (Chain Gang --- Sam Cooke)

#3211.  Signalgate (Separate --- Trampled By Turtles)

#3212.  Trump's Salad Got Tossed (Autonomy Lost --- Meshuggah)

#3213.  Cody Balmer (Laura Palmer --- Bastille)

#3214.  Donald's Liberation (Christmas Celebration)

#3215.  Bo Dietl Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)

#3216.  Pete Hegseth (Creeping Death --- Metallica)

#3217.  Measles Shit's A Mess (Weasels Ripped My Chest --- Frank Zappa)

#3218.  Liberation (Mutilation - Death)

#3219.  Pete (Meat --- Phish)

#3220.  Payne (Stain --- Lit)

#3221.  Senator Jake Lang (Back On The Chain Gang --- The Pretenders)

#3222.  Donald Trump (John Martyn --- Sugar Lump)

#3223.  John David Vance (Victory Dance --- My Morning Jacket)

#3224.  Patel (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3225.  Piece Of Shit Donald Zeiders (Terrorist Suicide Hang Gliders --- Neil Young)

#3226.  Massapequa Long Island (Makisupa Policeman --- Phish)

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