Through the decades, I've witnessed a wide variety of fads and trends...
Since it's Pittsburgh, here's a few examples that start with the letter "P."
Pet Rocks, Push Pops, Pokeman cards, penile implants, pickleball, and on and on in perpetuity.
But absolutely none of that shit will overshadow the nationwide rollout of Trump Dumps.
The Trumpin' & Dumpin' campaign will emerge about a year from now in Southwestern PA. And it shalt be a force to be reckoned with.
Rumor has it... that the early stages of this "MAGA excrement branding operation" will coincide with the approach of the 2026 NFL Draft. Right here in the Burgh!
Spotted next to the Art Rooney statue by Gate A. Ouch. |
This week, bollards are being installed outside Gate C. The NFL cares deeply about fan safety. |
If Aaron Rodgers signs with the Stillers, I imagine he'll fit right in. |
Here we go Steelers. Here we blow.
Trumpin’ Dumpin’
sonofsaf
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Stormy's thong
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trump dumpin’
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trumpin’ dumpin’ Stromy’s thong
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Stormy’s thong
Stormy’s thong, ah
Shit fake news ain’t good
Shit fake news ain’t good
Shit fake news ain’t good
Stormy’s thong
Shit fake news ain’t good
More fake news ain’t good
Shit fake news ain’t good
Stormy’s thong
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Stormy’s thong
Stormy’s thong, oh
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trump dumpin’
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Dumpin’ dumpin’ dumpin’ Stormy’s thong
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
More dumpin’
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trumpin’ dumpin’ dumpin’ Stormy’s thong
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Stromy’s thong
Stormy’s thong, oh
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’
More MAGA
He’ll fuck ya
He’ll fuck ya
He’ll fuck ya
Ah, he’s gonna fuck ya
Trumpin’ dumpin’
More Trumpin’ dumpin’
It’s MAGA
MAGA Donald’s dumpin’
Gets Ya Pumpin'
Bob Seger
It gets ya pumpin'
It gets ya pumpin'
It gets ya pumpin'
All night long
It gets ya pumpin'
Sure pumpin'
It gets ya pumpin'
Pumpin' pumpin' all night long
I said all night long
All night long
All night long, ah
It makes ya feel good
It makes ya feel good
It makes ya feel good
All night long
It makes ya feel good
Sure make ya feel good
It makes ya feel good
All night long
I said all night long
All night long
All night long, oh
It gets ya pumpin'
Sure pumpin'
It gets ya pumpin'
Pumpin' pumpin' pumpin' all night long
It gets ya pumpin'
Sure pumpin'
It gets ya pumpin'
Pumpin' pumpin' pumpin' all night long
I said all night long
All night long
All night long, oh
It gets ya pumpin'
It gets ya pumpin'
Sure gets ya
It gets ya
It gets ya
It gets ya
Ah, it's gonna get ya
Keep ya pumpin'
Sure gets ya pumpin'
It keeps ya
Keeps ya right on pumpin'
The older I get, the more I appreciate Bob Seger... and to a lesser extent Coors Light.
From 1968 to 2019, Bob Seger rocked the Burgh a grand total of 19 times. Only saw him once.
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band:
10-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA