A palindrome numbered parody (3223) is worthy of a little extra effort.
Speaking of palindromes, my brother actively chastises cigar smokers. He'll defiantly lash out, "Cigar Tragic!" He also recommends asking any waiter or waitress in a Chinese restaurant, "What's your most popular soup?" When they inevitably respond "Wonton"... you're supposed to quietly reflect and then calmly reply, "Wonton? Not now."
In other news, Vice President JD Vance is today's recipient of the highly coveted Orange Prolapse Award.
No reason or rationale was provided for the tremendous honor.
John David Vance
sonofsaf
Donald Trump’s disguise and his big lies
Stormy Daniels didn’t cum
There’s a Quarter Pound of Big Mac queers
Why’s Ivanka such a cunt
Stormy didn’t squirt, va-gi-nal need
Butt she had a job to blow
Still a Quarter Pound’s the regret of a clown
I’ll concede he’s an orange jerk
An orange jerk
An orange jerk
An orange jerk
Bald hair, a lying mother fuck
Stupid clown, for what it is worth
And Stormy D., her tits exponential
She ain’t Hebrew, but she did screw
’Twas Forty-seven’s liabilities
Our, gay job to blow ain’t a perk
Gay job to blow you’re a freak
For everything to is worth
Jag-off jerk, jag-off jerk
Whore and the enemy
Trump’s a shithead father and gay tiny man
Biden’s not part of his fam
Fake News envy Jew toilet flush
And it’s worse than Patel K$H
Hate softcore porn only cunt
Not an asshole to molest
Mayonnaise* was the jism wrath
With Pine Barrons* came regret
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
A hillbilly jerk and cunt
Dope Vice Prez David Vance
Shithead Appalachian son
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
Hindu Usha wife’s a bum
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
Slut Indian fucking cunt
Fucking cunt
Fucking cunt
Fucking cunt
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
A hillbilly jerk and cunt
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
Shithead Appalachian son
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
Hindu Usha wife’s a bum
Dope Vice Prez is John David Vance
Slut Indian fucking cunt
Victory Dance
My Morning Jacket
Should I close my eyes and prophesize
Hoping maybe some day come
Should I wet the ground with my own tears
Crying over what's been done
Should I lift the dirt and plant the seed
Even though I'll never grow
Should I wet the ground with the sweat from my brow
And believe in my good work
My good work
My good work
My good work
Hey there, I'm flying up above
Looking down on the tired earth
And I can see, I can see potential
Speaking through you, speaking to you
From all of heaven's possibilities
Power, hey do you know how it works
Hey do you know that the meek,
They shall inherit the earth
You should work, you should work
(?) than the memory
Should I hit the water or stay on dry land
Even though I've never swam
Take machete into the brush
Though at first there is no path
Taste the war paint on my tongue
As it's dripping with my sweat
Place my gaze in the future's path
Seeing things that ain't come yet
Hope to watch the victory dance
After whole day's work is done
Hope to watch the victory dance
In the evening's setting sun
Hope to watch the victory dance
Over many lives to come
Hope to watch the victory dance
In the evening's setting sun
Setting sun
Setting sun
Setting sun
Hope to dance the victory dance
After whole day's work is done
Hope to dance the victory dance
In the evening's setting sun
Hope to dance the victory dance
Over many lives to come
Hope to dance the victory dance
In the evening's setting sun
Great opener. Challenging parody.
From 2003 to the present, My Morning Jacket has Mahgeetahed the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
My Morning Jacket:
5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
10-4-24, Cain Park Evans Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH
4-17-25, Templeton-Blackburn Alumni Memorial Auditorium, Athens, OH
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#2005. Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2009. Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2561. Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)
#2562. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)
#2566. Vance (Chance --- Big Country)
#2648. Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)
#2657. J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2658. Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)
#2659. J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)