The Orange Prolapse chickened out!
After watching the markets tank, Trump retreated from his threat to fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
A new strain of measles has emerged. MAGA Measles! |
Hegbreath = HalitosisGate |
I was the one who stole Krosti Noem's handbag. Honest Injun! |
Vomitous Vance. |
Trump also scaled back his irrational tariff liberation proclamation.
At least for today.
Donald’s Liberation
sonofsaf
Donald’s liberation
Lake Tahoe vacation
A tiny mushroom delight
‘Cause Trump Vodka ain’t Bud Light
And that Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore
The Trumpers are shitting
Ivanka is blinging
And we resent Donald’s face
It’s a critical disgrace
Fox News lapdogs are a fake news prick
Melania truly blows
Piece of shit Euro-whore
Big Macs make her husband fat
Ass no doubt is sore
Donald’s insurrection
Reneging tariff traction
An economy for queers
Quarter Pound of Donald’s here
But he’s cocky and MAGA adored
Melania truly blows
Piece of shit Euro-whore
Big Macs make her husband fat
Ass no doubt is sore
Melania truly blows
Piece of shit Euro-whore
Big Macs make her husband fat
Ass no doubt is sore
Donald’s liberation
Lake Tahoe vacation
A tiny mushroom delight
‘Cause Trump Vodka ain’t Bud Light
And that Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore
That Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore
That Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore
That Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore
That Stormy D.’s a fuckin’ whore
Christmas Celebration
Weezer
Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
'Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pageantry is such a bore
Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
'Cause that eggnog always make me sick
You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that
Can't get out the door
Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of Christmas cheer
'Cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that
Can't get out the door
You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that
Can't get out the door
Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
'Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore
From 1994 to the present, Weezer has "Weezied" the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
Weezer:
5-29-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-3-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-10-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA