The Orange Prolapse is doing an outstanding job with his across-the-board tariff rollout.
NYSE & the NASDAQ. That's what we call a twofer.
This parody isn't much to speak of.
So I penned two of 'em.
Liberation (Shitshow)
sonofsaf
Stormy screw
Bad affair
Dismember
Liberation (Shitshow)
sonofsaf
Kushner Jew
Donald’s hair
Forever
Liberation (Intro)
Christina Aguilera
Where are you?
Are you there?
Remember
From 1999 to the present, Christina Aguilera has serenaded the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. I scalped the hell out of a Lilith Fair concert at Star Lake back in 1999. Aguilera was there but I have no recollection. I was out in the lot hustling, buying and selling tix... when an angry, brutish, head-shaven lesbian called me a "cockwad." She was pissed off. Thought I was trying to rip off her fellow sister dykes. Her precise words were "Fuck you, cockwad!" That memory will haunt me 'til the day I die.
Spring Hill Suites parking lot across from PNC Park. Oh, the humanity. |
Pirates got blasted in their home opener yesterday.
Pirates 4, Yankees 9.
Spotted on the North Shore across from Acrisure Stadium. |
Roberto Clemente Bridge. Opening Day! |