#3244. Whore Zach Nunn

A couple days ago, the Orange Prolapse endorsed incumbent Congressman Zach Nunn (R-IA).

Congressman Zach Nunn is a fantastic Representative for the Great People of Iowa’s 3rd Congressional District!
 
A Brave Combat Veteran, Zach is fighting hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes, Support our Farmers, Secure the Border, Strengthen our Military, Deliver Quality Care to our Veterans, Promote PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment.
 
Zach Nunn has my Complete and Total Endorsement — HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!

A self-professed cybersecurity expert, I'd like to hear Nunn's thoughts on outdated stadium emergency evacuation protocol and the prospect of an artificially generated stampede.  I predict he'd have none.  

Hint: Everyone has a cell phone.

Until then, let's present Zach with the prestigious Orange Prolapse Award.

Make America Grate Again!

In other news, the Bucs host the Braves this afternoon.

Looks like Pirates Owner Bob Nutting had an amateurish lobotomy of some sort.

 

 

 

An rare NFL schedule leak has the Vikings playing the Steelers in Ireland at Croke Park.  President Trump is even rumored to be attending the game.  I imagine he'd order a Diet Croke.  Hell, Croke ain't no joke.  

 

Maybe the NFL should team up with Zach Nunn and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to prevent future leaks.

Whore Zach Nunn
sonofsaf

Swollen ass of whore Zach Nunn, his crime sodomy is fun
Swollen ass of whore Zach Nunn, his crime sodomy is fun

Wrong is strong basket case of dumbshits, clown Ivanka’s cunt
Anal crime that whore shits in a golden port-a-jon

Swollen ass of whore Zach Nunn, his crime sodomy is fun
Swollen ass of whore Zach Nunn, his crime sodomy is fun

Election, there’s got to be a better way
Solution, 'cause a coup d’etat's here to stay

The way
The way
The way

 

War Begun
My Morning Jacket

Stolen as the war's begun, this time your soul is my one
Stolen as the war's begun, this time your soul is my one

I belong to a race of robots, drowning out my one
Anytime your war gets out of hand I'll take it on

Stolen as the war's begun, this time your soul is my one
Stolen as the war's begun, this time your soul is my one

I'd move on, but I know you'll need me some day
I'd roll on, but I know you'll need me some day

Some day
Some day
Some day

My 3rd parody of War Begun.  One of my favorite MMJ tunes.  The guitar solo is always a scorcher.

#1005.  Davidson (regarding OH Congressman Warren Davidson)

#1518.  George Logan (regarding a politician from Connecticut)

#3244.  Whore Zach Nunn

From 2003 to the present, My Morning Jacket has Mahgeetahed the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.

My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
10-4-24, Cain Park Evans Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH
4-17-25, Templeton-Blackburn Alumni Memorial Auditorium, Athens, OH

Our pilgrimage to Red Rocks awaits.  Hell, sure beats the Hajj.  Less risky from a human stampede perspective.

The Big Lie 100: (#2364)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives)

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

#3060.  Taake's Fuckin' Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

#3062.  Whore Paula White's A Cunt (Your Inner Light Is Love --- Right Said Fred)

#3063.  The Biggest Lie (I Wonder Why --- Sha Na Na)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Damage Case --- Motorhead)

#3065.  Emil Bove (Hello Hooray --- Alice Cooper)

#3066.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Mr. Kitty)

#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#3068.  Kellogg (Black Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#3069.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3071.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- They Might Be Giants)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Trance (Vance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3075.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Mark Knopfler)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3077.  Edward Robert Martin (Fightin' Fuckin' Fartin' --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3079.  Tucker (Sucker --- Marcus King)

#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

#3083.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn It Into Love --- Kylie Minogue)

#3084.  Terry Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

#3085.  Tenney's A Piece Of Shit (Any Way You Want It --- The Ramones)

#3086.  Jack Posobiec (Right Side Of My Neck --- Faye Webster)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

#3091.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Carly Simon)

#3092.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Vince Gill)

#3093.  Schimel Plan (Simple Man --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3094.  Schimel (Simple --- Phish)

#3095.  Caine (Rain --- Planetshakers)

#3096.  Caine (Rain --- Skinny Puppy)

#3097.  Caine (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#3098.  Caine (Rain --- Grateful Dead)

#3099.  Dan Bongino (Love Casino --- Lenny Kravitz)

#3100.  Bongino (Casino --- Gleemer)

#3101.   Trumpin' Dumpin' Ass: He's Always Shittin' --- (Living Loving: She's Just A Woman --- Led Zeppelin)

#3102.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- The Sound)

#3103.  Amy Gleason (Feels Like Treason --- Magnum)

#3104.  Jimmy Fuckin' Comer (Gary's Got A Boner --- The Replacements)

#3105.  Gleason (Reason --- The Cranberries)

#3106.  The Donald's Gay (This Is The Day --- The The)

#3107.  Dan Caine (Cocaine -- Eric Clapton)

#3108.  Ryan Woods (Damaged Goods --- Stabbing Westward)

#3109.  Cincinnati's Charlie Hustle (Colostomy Jigsaw Puzzle --- Cattle Decapitation)

#3110.  Charlie Hustle (Picture Puzzle --- Shirley Bassey)

#3111.  Marshall's Cock (Martial Law --- Ghostmane)

#3112.  Marshall's Cock (Martial Law --- Ookay)

#3113.  Floyd Joy Mayweather (Let's Stay Together --- Al Green)

#3114.  Brian Glenn (Now And Then --- The Beatles)

#3115.  Gleason Is A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#3116.  John Ratcliffe Baby (Take A Whiff On Me --- The Byrds)

#3117.  Hey Ukraine (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#3118.  Hayden Haynes (Wooden Planes --- Art Garfunkel)

#3119.  Haynes (Chains --- Iggy Pop)

#3120.  Stormy's Tits Are Fake (When The Levee Breaks --- Led Zeppelin)

#3121.  Brian Glenn (Born Again --- Supergrass)

#3122.  Daughter-Wife (Afterlife --- Illenium)

#3123.  Dan Caine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3124.  Dan Bongino's Shitty (Cappuccino City --- Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever)

#3125.  Paula White (Parasite -- Volbeat)

#3126.  Dan Caine (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#3127.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3128.  Fuck JD Vance (Just One More Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3129.  Toilet Stall (Free For All --- Ted Nugent)

#3130.  Anal Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3131.  Bill Bazzi (Bumblebee --- Ween)

#3132.  White Cunt Of Bill Bazzi (Flight Of The Bumblebee --- The Alchemist)

#3133.  Clowns Of MAGA (South Of Heaven --- Slayer)

#3134.  Horseface (Racehorse --- Kelly Clarkson)

#3135.  Steak 'n Shake (Rattlesnake --- Live)

#3136.  Musk (Dusk --- Carbon Leaf)

#3137.  Cybertruck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#3138.  Elon's Cybertruck (Running Out Of Luck --- Mick Jagger)

#3139.  Cybertruck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3140.  Cybertruck (What The Fuck --- Ryan Adams)

#3141.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten! Original Broadway Soundtrack)

#3142.  Cybertruck (Out Of Luck --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3143.  Trumpin' Dumpin' (Waken Baken --- Wiz Khalifa)

#3144.  Newt Gingrich (Eat The Rich --- Motorhead)

#3145.  The Noeming (The Gloaming --- Radiohead)

#3146.  Donald J. Trump (Here Comes The Grump --- Adam Ant)

#3147.  Donald Trump (Do The Rump --- The Black Keys)

#3148.  Flood (Blood --- Pearl Jam)

#3149.  Nvidia (Albania --- Coach from Cheers TV Sitcom)

#3150.  Eichorn (Stillborn --- Black Label Society)

#3151.  Michael Flood (Raining Blood)

#3152.  Flood Is A Whore (Blood On The Floor --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3153.  Cybertruck (Semi Truck --- Teenage Bottlerocket)

#3154.  Summer Lee (Summer Breeze --- Seals & Croft)

#3155.  Tom Homan (My Omen --- Electric Guest)

#3156.  Pete Hegseth (Final Death --- Death Angel)

#3157.  Cybertruck (I Will Truck --- Dirty Projectors)

#3158.  Liberation Day (Celebration Day --- Led Zeppelin)

#3159.  Easter Egg Roll (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails)

#3160.  Flood (Blood --- Illenium & Foy Vance)

#3161.  Cybertruck (Chicken Truck --- Aaron Tippin)

#3162.  Brandon Beach (Up The Beach --- Jane's Addicition)

#3163.  Michael John Flood: Piece Of Shit --- (If You Want Blood: You Got It --- AC/DC)

#3164.  Signalgate (It's Too Late --- Carole King)

#3165.  Signalgate (Twist Of Fate --- Olivia Newton-John)

#3166.  Brnovich (Wicked Witch --- Beatsteaks)

#3167.  Brnovich (Virgin Witch --- Rob Zombie)

#3168.  Mark Brnovich (Son Of A Bitch --- EELS)

#3169.  Brnovich (Crazy Bitch --- Buckcherry)

#3170.  Sara A. Carter (Women Are Smarter --- Grateful Dead)

#3171.  Signalgate (Celebrate ---Simple Minds)

#3172.  Signalgate (Celebrate --- Don Moen)

#3173.  Signalgate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#3174.  Signalgate (Twist Of Fate --- Destruction)

#3175.  Trumpin' Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#3176.  Brad D. Schimel (Jack Be Nimble --- James Orchard Halliwell)

#3177.  Schimel Fuck (Cymbal Rush --- Thom Yorke)

#3178.  Flood Is A Fucking Whore (Blood On The Valley Whore --- Soundgarden)

#3179.  Liberation (Medication --- Son Volt)

#3180.  Liberation (Celebration --- Kool & The Gang)

#3181.  Liberation Song (Celebration Song --- Steve Miller Band)

#3182.  Donald's Liberation (Day Of Celebration --- Santana)

#3183.  Liberation (Celebration --- Krokus)

#3184.  Liberation Shitshow (Celebration Intro --- Christina Aguilera)

#3185.  Proud Boy (Rough Boy --- ZZ Top)

#3186.  Flood  Fucker (Bloodsucker --- Agnostic Front)

#3187.  Perry Greene's A Queer (Halloween All Year --- The Orwells)

#3188.  Brad Schimel (Ghost Symbol --- Zero 7)

#3189.  Michael Flood (Damn The Flood --- Black Label Society)

#3190.  Michael Flood (Theme From Flood --- They Might Be Giants)

#3191.  Robert Kennedy's Measles (The Lesser Of Two Evils --- Gary Stewart)

#3192.  Navarro (Tomorrow --- Death Cab For Cutie)

#3193.  Signalgate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#3194.  Flood (Blood --- Coheed & Cambria)

#3195.  Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)

#3196.  Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)

#3197.  Spread The Big Lie (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#3198.  Pam Bondi (Hey Blondie --- Maggie Rose)

#3199.  Garrity (Clarity --- Jimmy Eat World)

#3200.  Cody Balmer (Jeffrey Dahmer --- Macabre)

#3201.  Cody Balmer (Jeffrey Dahmer --- Soulfly)

#3202.  We Are Trumpers (We Are Farmers --- Farmers Insurance slogan)

#3203.  Balmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#3204.  Twat From Hell: Cody Balmer (What's That Smell: Jeffrey Dahmer --- Macabre)

#3205.  JD Vance (Neutron Dance --- Pointer Sisters)

#3206.  Razin' Caine (Sugar Cane -- Slash: w/ Myles Kennedy and The Conspirators)

#3207.  Donald Trump Is Gay (One Big Holiday --- My Morning Jacket)

#3208.  Liberation (Isolation --- Kreator)

#3209.  Pete B. Hegseth Is Gay (Only One Breath Away --- Bad Boys Blue)

#3210.  Jake Lang (Chain Gang --- Sam Cooke)

#3211.  Signalgate (Separate --- Trampled By Turtles)

#3212.  Trump's Salad Got Tossed (Autonomy Lost --- Meshuggah)

#3213.  Cody Balmer (Laura Palmer --- Bastille)

#3214.  Donald's Liberation (Christmas Celebration)

#3215.  Bo Dietl Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)

#3216.  Pete Hegseth (Creeping Death --- Metallica)

#3217.  Measles Shit's A Mess (Weasels Ripped My Chest --- Frank Zappa)

#3218.  Liberation (Mutilation - Death)

#3219.  Pete (Meat --- Phish)

#3220.  Payne (Stain --- Lit)

#3221.  Senator Jake Lang (Back On The Chain Gang --- The Pretenders)

#3222.  Donald Trump (John Martyn --- Sugar Lump)

#3223.  John David Vance (Victory Dance --- My Morning Jacket)

#3224.  Patel (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3225.  Piece Of Shit Donald Zeiders (Terrorist Suicide Hang Gliders --- Neil Young)

#3226.  Massapequa Long Island (Makisupa Policeman --- Phish)

#3227.  Coup's A Crime (Comes A Time --- Neil Young)

#3228.  Peter K. Navarro (Man Of Constant Sorrow)

#3229.  Peter K. Navarro (Beauty In The Sorrow --- Trivium)

#3230.  Kashyup (Fucked Up --- The Lemonheads)

#3231.  The U.N.'s Mike Waltz (The Blue Danube Waltz --- Johann Strauss)

#3232.  MAGA's JD Vance (Pomp And Circumstance --- Sir Edward Elgar) 

#3233.  Peter Navarro (Daughters Of Sorrow --- The New Pornographers)

#3234.  Evans The Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#3235.  Pete Navarro (Size Of Sorrow --- Tears For Fears)

#3236.  The Deadly Sins Of Seven (The Magnificent Seven --- John Sturges)

#3237.  Paul Ryan (Orion --- Metallica)

#3238.  Ivanka (Tequila --- The Champs)

#3239.  Dumbfuck Cocksuck Billy Long (Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong --- Radiohead)

#3240.  Donald's Gala Dinner (Let's Go Out To Dinner --- Phish)

#3241.  Donald's Gala Dinner (5-Piece Chicken Dinner --- Beastie Boys)

#3242.  Screw Billy Hollis Long (You Shook Me All Night Long --- AC/DC)

#3243.  Dave Perdue: Fuckin' Chicken Fried (Break On Through: To The Other Side --- The Doors)

#3244.  Whore Zach Nunn (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket) 

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