Post Malone and Jelly Roll are at PNC Park tonight!
Hot damn!
Maybe Kristi Noem'll show up for the encore.
I'm thinking in terms of an El Salvador Ce-Cot maximum security prison AI gangbang.
Kristi L. Noem
sonofsaf
Kristi L. Noem
Riles up the bullshit
She’s a piece of shit
Hate
Crooked ass bullshit
Kristi L. Noem
And her Bud Light thirst
Trump Vodka liquor
Hate
Donald is the worst
Kristi L. Noem
Mental basket case
South Dakota shame
Pray
Christians love to sin
Kristi L. Noem
And her Bud Light thirst
Trump Vodka liquor
Hate
Donald is the worst
In Lake Tahoe Trump’s in the zone
He’s gonna take part as his shit is shown
There is no doubt, he’s causing strife
So spread the big lie libtards in your sites
The Orange Prolapse clown’s toilet stalling (golden stalling)
Toilet stalling (golden stalling)
(Toilet stalling)
Insurrection crimes worse than Stalin
(Toilet stalling)
MAGA, tiny penis mushroom shame
The Orange Prolapse clown’s toilet stalling
(Toilet stalling)
(Golden stalling)
Under A Dome
Of Monsters And Men
Under a dome
While we wait for it
We feel all of it
Wait
Looking back on it
Under a dome
Where I met you first
Fuck the way we were
Wait
Watch the colour burst
Under a dome
In a foreign place
Heard you call my name
Stay
Watch the tide roll in
Under a dome
Where I met you first
Fuck the way we were
Wait
Watch the colour burst
I'm taking over my own throne
I'm holding my heart and it's overgrown
I'm kicking out, I'm full of life
So why should I cry over northern lights
And it's over now and I'm falling (and I'm falling)
And I'm falling (and I'm falling)
(And I'm falling)
So fuck all the times that I've fallen
(And I'm falling)
Creature, you're part of this loving game
But it's over now and I'm falling
(And I'm falling)
(And I'm falling)
Of Monsters and Men have played the Burgh twice. Once in 2013. The other time in 2015. Both times at Stage AE. Didn't catch 'em.
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)