A few days ago, the Orange Prolapse nominated Casey Means to be the next Surgeon General.
From one ginger to another, Means once stated that President Donald Trump has a "superior complexion."
Regardless, let's celebrate the Means nomination with a distinguished Orange Prolapse Award.
High praise indeed.
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Cultural District. But with a yinzer twist. |
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Trumpin' & Dumpin!
Casey Means
sonofsaf
Orange Prolapse stain, the greatest pain
Casey Means is wetter, when she pees
Justice is dead, justice denied
Donald Trump devotion’s way outta line
Shithead’s bitchin’
Fake news and crime
Tahoe vacation
Mar-a-Lago ain’t fine
Grant an injunction
Designed to fuck you
It’s a Barbie and Ken
Shit show that you will defend
Orange Prolapse stain, the greatest pain
Casey Means is wetter, when she pees
Justice is dead, justice denied
Donald Trump devotion’s way outta line
Dumpin’ in bed
Cum dumpster inbred
Fake tits are nice
Stormy’s wetter instead
Anal creeping
Butt wants to fuck you
In the ass crack with
A strap-on or two
Orange Prolapse stain, the greatest pain
Casey Means is wetter, when she pees
Justice is dead, justice denied
Donald Trump devotion’s way outta line
Jared’s a Jew and
Ivanka is too
Kosher disguise
‘Cause Hebrew ain’t free
Circumcision
A blow job is fun
Fellatio dreams and
The endless wet dreams
Orange Prolapse stain, the greatest pain
Casey Means is wetter, when she pees
Justice is dead, justice denied
Donald Trump devotion’s way outta line
Orange Prolapse stain, the greatest pain
Casey Means is wetter, when she pees
Justice is dead, justice denied
Donald Trump devotion’s way outta line
Donald Trump devotion’s
Very unkind
Casey Jones
Grateful Dead
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
This old engine
Makes it on time
Leaves Central Station
About a quarter to nine
Hits river junction
At seventeen to
At a quarter to ten
You know it's traveling again
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Trouble ahead
A lady in red
Take my advice
You'd be better off dead
Switch-man sleeping
Train hundred and two
Is on the wrong track
And headed for you
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Trouble with you is
The trouble with me
Got two good eyes
But we still don't see
Come 'round the bend
You know it's the end
The fireman screams and
The engine just gleams
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
And you know that notion
Just crossed my mind
In 1992, I was at RFK Stadium for the reemergence of Casey Jones. Straight outta space!
My second parody of the Dead classic. Three years ago, I penned #1254. Burton Jones (Georgia's current Lt. Governor and former Board member of the Butts County Sewage Department)
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From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH