Trump just posted the following...
I am proud to announce that we will be hosting a magnificent Parade to honor the United States Army’s 250th Birthday, on Saturday, June 14th, in Washington, D.C. For two and a half centuries, our brave soldiers have fought, bled, and died to keep us FREE, and now we will honor them with a wonderful Parade, one that is worthy of their service and sacrifice. Americans across the Nation are invited to attend.
Of course, June 14th is Donald Trump's birthday as well. How convenient. Let's give today's prestigious Orange Prolapse Award to the 47th President...
Every June 14, I'm calling on all dog owners throughout the entire country to rise up. And help raise awareness for the fact that Trump, and everything Trump touches, is a piece of shit. Simply make your own little toothpick flags. It's both fun and cathartic. Hey, with Trump running the Kennedy Center, it's increasingly vital to reinvigorate interest in music, theater, and the fine arts. Let's git this shitshow started.
Plenty of inspiration from today. Dahntahn was a total shitshow.
Curious fecal discoloration. |
Spotted in the "alley of excrement" between Liberty and Penn Ave. |
5th Avenue outside CVS. |
Still no word on Aaron Rodgers. Corner of Stanwix & Blvd. of the Allies. |
Spotted outside the 3rd base line PNC Park entrance. |
Right outside Starbucks in Market Square. |
Has a grassy knoll, infield kinda feel. |
Mellon Bank plaza alert! |
A hella underrated Dump. |
Make America Grate Again! |
Former President Teddy Roosevelt's motto was... speak softly but carry a big stick.
Trump's motto is... tweet and threaten loudly with a tiny, mushroom dick.
Trumpy Trump Parade
sonofsaf
Dumb pies of cream anal’s here to stay
Boys and Girls are Proud of the Orange Prolapse stain
Stop the stealing fuckin’ malaise
Not too deep inside Stormy
Dumb crimes and shit show fuck ups from a clown
As the tiny mushroom sleeps with a Quarter Pound
Twat he will defile and disgrace
Lake Tahoe and Stormy D.
Her tits and cunt weren’t free
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Lying cunt’s gonna get laid
Easy con in many ways
Because the fake news is shit
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Joke he was sworn in for a presidential fight
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Thong for her twat was pushed aside, Lake Tahoe and Stormy D.
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Lying cunt’s gonna get laid
Easy con in many ways
Because the fake news is shit
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Sunny Lemonade
Michael Franti & Spearhead
Sometimes my dreams feel so far away
Like I'm up in the clouds and it's starting to rain
And I'm feeling stuck in a maze
But you keep amazin' me
Sometimes I don't know my ups from my downs
And this roller coaster keeps on spinnin' around
But I gotta smile on my face
'Cause you keep amazin' me
And just like one, two, three
We turnin' lemons into lemonade
Finding sunshine in the shade
Even on them rainy days
You and I make everything
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Woke up this morning and the sun is shining bright
I got a feeling everything is gonna be alright
Long as I got you by my side, 'cause you keep amazin' me
And just like one, two, three
We turnin' lemons into lemonade
Finding sunshine in the shade
Even on them rainy days
You and I make everything
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We findin' sunshine in the shade like
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We findin' sunshine in the shade like lemonade
From 2004 to the present, Michael Franti & Spearhead have rastafied the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen 'em.