Orange Prolapse adoring, right wing MAGA enthusiast Ben Shapiro...
If this guy isn't a creepy peeping Tom, I don't know who is. |
recently said that Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro "should be fired into the ocean via catapult."
Gotta admit the truth, maybe it's the Jew in me, but I kinda like the cut of his jib. The imagery of using a catapult, combined with the potential for a drowning death via riptide envelopment, has a certain oceanic appeal. Hey, life's a beach. And then you die.
Spotted outside the PPG Plaza farmer's market. Stonewood Capital Management is a historic landmark... and now the scene of a historic Trump Dump |
In other news, NFL owners voted in favor of all-male orgies, boner jams, and masculine sodomy.
Long live the Tush-Push.
Peter Navarro
sonofsaf
Donald we defend
Stormy Daniels, her pounds of silicon
Tiny mushroom was blown
Fuckin’ that dumb ass, clown is Kristi Noem
Peter Navarro
Coup d’etat crime
Zero the sorrow
Insurrection is fine
The blunder of Donald’s hair
You Trumpers should be fucked, in the ass despair
Jag-off fuckin’ shitshow
Violence is the need for more and mo’
Peter Navarro
Coup d’etat crime
Zero the sorrow
Insurrection is fine
Orange Prolapse clown
In hell he’ll burn
Pride is a sin
Let’s cherish his porn
Peter Navarro
Coup d’etat crime
Zero the sorrow
Insurrection is fine
Bury Your Sorrow
Black Label Society
Sinking once again
Got no worries, I've found my chosen friends
Drifting from all I've known
Within this solace, now I call my home
Bury your sorrow
I'm feeling fine
No more tomorrow
I've found my peace of mind
To wander without a care
Where nothing's ever judged, for I've had my share
Cut off from all I know
Silence are the seeds I care to sow
Bury your sorrow
I'm feeling fine
No more tomorrow
I found my peace of mind
Aimless and down
With no concern
Shed my own skin
To perish and burn
Bury your sorrow
I'm feeling fine
No more tomorrow
I found my peace of mind
From 1999 to the present, Black Label Society has rocked the Burgh a surprising 14 times.
Never seen 'em.
In other news, I'm issuing a "dominipede alert" for the country of England. The entire English Premier League plays their final matches simultaneously at 11am. This Sunday, May 25. It would be the cruelest irony imaginable as Liverpool will be crowned champions.
Hint: Everyone has a cell phone.