Last week, the Orange Prolapse lashed out at Federalist Society leader Leonard Leo.
Leo was the far right conservative ideologue responsible for the nominations of Kavanaugh, Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett.
Pittsburgh's really rolling out the "orange jimmie welcome mat" for QB Aaron Rodgers. Spotted on the16th St. Bridge outside the Arts Fest in the Strip. Definitely an Orange Prolapse Award finalist. |
Fox News Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced big plans to rename a Navy battleship... The USNS Harvey Milk. He wants to call it "The Mar-a-Lago." |
Make America Grate Again. Spotted outside Rick's Cabaret Strip Club. Dahntahn! |
Rodgers is on the record as being a Major MAGA financial contributor. |
Rodgers tore his ACL on 9-11 (2023) against the Buffalo Bills. There's a rumor circulating that he might have bone spurs. |
Peculiar that a dog would seek out this gravelly dahntahn nook and cranny. Oh, wait a minute. |
We hit the Arts Fest last night and saw the Preservation Hall Jazz Band. The Strip District was "abuzz" with discussion of Trump's new nickname.
Leo
sonofsaf
Donald Trump’s an orange clown ape, he’s a turd not very nice
Faggot all the while, PRIDE you know’s removed by ICE
His soul is so bereft, with a dick of Bud Light
He’s spreading fear ain’t BeBest
Shitshow worse than the devil
Pornographic Stormy’s chest
Leonard A. Leo will not lend a helping hand
Trump’s dick’s a tiny mushroom screw to reprimand
Way outta line, he’s gonna blow the Ku Klux Klan
Oh, Leo, Leo, Vance I’m not a JD fan.
Ivanka wants to teach, a class about Stormy D.
Her daddy’s full of lard, dreams of pornography
Big Mac’s okay, Quarter Pound for you
There is no cure, fat shitshow, she’s gonna screw
Leonard A. Leo will not lend a helping hand
Trump’s dick’s a tiny mushroom screw to reprimand
Way outta line, he’s gonna blow the Ku Klux Klan
Oh, Leo, Leo, Vance I’m not a JD fan.
Kushner, Jew, isn’t phat
The son-in-law of a clown
Trump was once Forty-five, Tesla overdrive
They’d stop the steal, but why, but why, but why
This song and dance his truck is a cyber and dumbshit
His asshole is stinking
Trump is not a king, his asshole is stinking
Leonard A. Leo will not lend a helping hand
Trump’s dick’s a tiny mushroom screw to reprimand
Way outta line, he’s gonna blow the Ku Klux Klan
Oh, Leo, Leo, Vance I’m not a JD fan.
Leonard A. Leo, coup d’etat it has been planned
He’s gonna fuck the Muslims from Afghanistan
Oh Leo, Leo’s, queer no doubt he is a fag
In dahntahn and the North side dressed up like a hag
Rio
Duran Duran
Moving on the floor now, babe, you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile, I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special
And you look like you're the best
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh, Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande
I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV
Two of a billion stars, it means so much to me
Like a birthday or a pretty view
But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh, Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande
Hey now, woo, look at that
Did he nearly run you down?
At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive
You make me feel alive, alive, alive
I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side or something
I know what you're thinking
I tell you something, I know what you're thinking
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twists across a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh, Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand
And I might find her if I'm looking like I can
Oh, Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the North down to the Rio Grande
Likely the only parody of Rio in existence. Duran Duran has a penchant for challenging lyrics.
Who can forget the time we zipped down to Stage AE for a canceled Duran Duran concert? We tailgated anyway and watched as fans showed up... and were predictably heartbroken.
From 1982 to the present, Double D has reflexed the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.
Duran Duran:
8-2-05, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
9-9-23, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA