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Ivanka Kushner’s A Jew
sonofsaf
Hell, the shitshow is a Lake Tahoe fight
Let’s stop the stealing and not drink Bud Light
Trump declared his steak ain’t medium rare
‘Cause it’s well done and served with ketchup I swear
Brown and black (the) enemy, voters very white
Fuckin’ scam, Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Yes, boy-chick Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And his daughter-wife-twat’s a god damn Jew too
Tub of lard, with all the critical race
Stupid asshole, yeah, a Passover disgrace
Brown and black (the) enemy, voters very white
Fuckin’ scam, Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Well, The Donald is peace loving
And the Proud Boys hate Afghanistan
Wears Depends or toilet stallin’
Stormy Daniels’ rack, Triple, “D, D”
Trump Vodka isn’t grain alcohol
And McDonald’s gonna help build the wall
Is it true that Stormy D. was a whore
Well, a strap-on dildo makes his ass sore
Brown and black (the) enemy, voters very white
Fuckin’ scam, Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Well, The Donald is peace loving
And the Proud Boys hate Afghanistan
Wears Depends or toilet stallin’
Stormy Daniels’ rack, Triple, “D, D”
Hell, the shitshow is a Lake Tahoe fight
Let’s stop the stealing and not drink Bud Light
Trump declared his steak ain’t medium rare
‘Cause it’s well done and served with ketchup I swear
Brown and black (the) enemy, voters very white
Fuckin’ scam, Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Yes, boy-chick Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Total scam, Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Stuck In The Middle With You
Stealers Wheel
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Well, I don't think I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stealers Wheel was a one-hit European wonder of the early 70's. Never saw 'em. A little before my time.