Just when you think things couldn't possibly get any more obnoxiously fucked up, the Orange Prolapse launched his 5 million dollar "Trump Card." In a nutshell, you become the recipient of expedited citizenship if you're a contributor to The Donald's golden toilet, public restoration project.
The Pittsburgh Steelers (Chapter 10) are offering an Acrisure Stadium Yellow Card in honor of minority owner Thomas Tull (Chapter 7).
Those who qualify will receive generousdiscounts on 16 oz. tepid Bud Light draft beers. Equally nice.
Believe it or not, Quarterback Aaron Rodgers is considering an Orange Dump Card of his own.
Best of luck.
Trump Card
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Donald’s selling the Trump Card
Five million sounds good
Not a crime buy the Trump Card
‘Cause everyone should
Stormy’s a whore, Triple D.
First Lady’s a fool
And she’s Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’
Shit’s Melania’s stool
A tiny bone Trump Card
And a mushroom lies our fate
With some McDonald’s lard and
‘Merica’s great
Trump is selling the Trump Card
And five millions sounds good
Job to blow for some cum dumpster pride
With no morning wood
Ass-clowns of the Trump card store
Delusional stall a toilet whore
Courtyard
Bobbie Gentry
Said he'd build me a courtyard
He promised he would
And spend time in my courtyard
Whenever he could
In the corner, a tall tree
So shady and cool
And a white marble fountain
In a clear sparkling pool
A lovely stone courtyard
With a lacy iron gate
And a bountiful garden
Where I could wait
Yes, he built me a courtyard
Like he promised he would
And I know that he'd come to my side
He would if he could
Patterns on a courtyard floor
Illusions of all I'm living for
Bobbie Gentry has never gentrified the Burgh. Never heard of her.