Senator Rand Paul is in some "hot shit" with the Orange Prolapse.
Rand votes NO on everything, but never has any practical or constructive ideas. His ideas are actually crazy (losers!). The people of Kentucky can’t stand him. This is a BIG GROWTH BILL!
Rand Paul has very little understanding of the BBB, especially the tremendous GROWTH that is coming. He loves voting “NO” on everything, he thinks it’s good politics, but it’s not. The BBB is a big WINNER!!!
Let's give Senator Randy Paula Petralunga...
Behold. The shadow of devil horns... on Skenes night... on the Roberto Clemente Bridge. |
Essence of "Shitnut Brittle." Less edible than peanut brittle. Very crumbly texture. |
An ominous Trump Dump shadow is lurking dahntahn. |
Senator Fuckin’ Rand Paul (Fuck You)
sonofsaf
[Mother Fucker & Jared Kushner]
McDonald’s loves MAGA nation
McDonald’s loves Jelly Roll
A colon spasm in the bathroom
Preacher, shit-stain golden throne
Gay, preacher, tiny mushroom bone
Stall’s a stall toilet Senator Fuckin’ Rand Paul
Stall’s a stained toilet Senator fuckin’ Rand Paul
[Pupils from a dahntahn grade school]
McDonald’s loves MAGA nation
McDonald’s loves Jelly Roll
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Preachers, tiny mushroom bones
Gay, preacher, tiny mushroom bone
Stall’s a stained toilet Senator fuckin’ Rand Paul
Stall’s a stained toilet Senator fuckin’ Rand Paul
[Mother Fucker:]
Strong! Donald pretends!
Strong! Donald pretends!
In Lake Tahoe he’d cheat, all he wanted was pussy!
Clown Donald wanted porn pussy in Lake Tahoe he’d cheat!
Jew! Fuck you, MAGA is bright red. Jared Kushner!
Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)
Pink Floyd
[Roger Waters & David Gilmour:]
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
[Pupils from the Fourth Form Music Class Islington Green School, London:]
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers, leave them kids alone
Hey, teacher, leave us kids alone
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
[Roger Waters:]
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
You! Yes, you, behind the bike sheds. Stand still, laddie!
My third parody of the Pink Floyd classic:
#841. Congressman Michael McCaul
#2341. Dave McCormick's Toilet Stall
#3286. Senator Fuckin' Rand Paul
Pink Floyd:
5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters:
7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-6-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Australian Pink Floyd:
12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Brit Floyd:
8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
3-8-24, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
4-11-25, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA