Last week, the Orange Prolapse unveiled his 5 million dollar "Trump Card" website.... trumpcard.gov
The Trump Card is Cuming (all over Stormy's tits)
First off, the website looks like an unusually bad, amateurish phishing scam. And I'm talkin' Filet o' Fish repackaged as 3-day old halibut.
Secondly, they just want your name and email address. No country of origin. Only these vague regions and continents.
Perhaps Trump should offer some additional schwag as an incentive. Maybe some of his crap merch that never sold. Holy Bibles, ball caps, sneakers, miniature golden toilet replicas, tiny mushroom dildos, etc.
Yep, as you may have expected, I have designated Donald J. Trump as the second recipient of the first ever dual Orange Prolapse Award AND Golden Toilet Award. I realize it's not a Pulitzer and Nobel Peace Prize. But hey, you gotta start somewhere.
The Trump Card Shit
sonofsaf
The fuckin’ Trump Card shit - help me sing this song
Donald Trump is gay
Big lies are always wrong
Orange Prolapse gonna fight, fight, fight
Democracy
‘Cause MAGA’s right
When a dumbass clown
And buffoon is wrong
McDonald’s Quarter Pound
Asshole stinkin’ joke
Fuckin’ Trump Card shit - help me sing this song
Donald Trump is gay
Hardcore porn is wrong
Stormy Daniels' huge rack - Lake Tahoe wet dream
Putin's shitty pals
Want autocracy
Ivanka Kushner's a debutante
Jared Kushner's a Jew
All libtards are woke
The Graveyard Shift
Steve Earle
I work the graveyard shift - stay up all night long
You'll wake up someday
And find your good gal gone
If you don't treat your baby right
She'll come see me
Some lonely night
When the sun goes down
And the moon is gone
That's when I come around
Don't you think I won't
On the graveyard shift - stay up all night long
You'll wake up someday
And your good gal gone
I drive a Cadillac - rides just like a dream
All the pretty gals
Wanna ride with me
('Cause) I got what all the women want
I never say I do
When I really don't
From 1989 to the present, Steve Earle has played the Burgh a grand total of 14 times. Never seen him perform.
Believe it or not, he's actually playing the Capitol Music Hall in Wheeling tomorrow night. Unfortunate timing... coming off the deadly flash floods that transpired over the weekend. For me personally, that Copperhead Road is unnavigable. I will not be in attendance.
The Big Lie: (#2429)
#3000. Kash (Stash --- Phish)