The Orange Prolapse nominated MAGA Judge Jordan E. Pratt...
for a U.S. District Court position in central Florida.
Prediction: That last Dump will stand the test of time. Perhaps until the apocalypse.
#shitshow
Pratt
sonofsaf
Can’t be denied, Jared’s a Jew
Go fuck yourself, and Ivanka too
Stand up and shout, MAGA’s gonna fight
Small mushroom, dick is dynamite
Dumpin’, Trumpin’, Dumpin’ McMeat, tonight
You cannot trust, the news is fake
Coup d’etat plan, for goodness sake
Anal attack, Orange Prolapse clown
The seven sins and syndrome down
Hell, turds look like a Baby Ruth*
Bushwood Country Club it shows
Rodney Dangerfield was groovy*
Bill Murray truly knows
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Shitshow E. Pratt, E. Pratt, his bullshit
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Shitshow E. Pratt, E. Pratt, cum here and blow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Trump’s a stupid mother fucker no doubt
But The Donald he’ll defend, E. Pratt
Trump ain’t devout, but he’s for sale
His bidder’s are, beyond the pale
Gonna impeach, coup d’etat’s the plan
And The Donald is, your biggest fan
Stormy D.’s a whore, her tits she showed
McDonald’s seed, cum dumpster load
And The Donald always beckons
Golden toilet for his turds
Job to blow you bet is declined
He’s got genital warts
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Shitshow E. Pratt, E. Pratt, his bullshit
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt his bullshit, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
And his asshole makes a bunch of bad sounds
Forty-seven he’ll defend E. Pratt
When a Big Mac’s on the buffet
Even Donald will say grace
He’s the leader of my country
Trump’s a fuckin’ disgrace
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Shitshow E. Pratt, E. Pratt, his bullshit
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Shitshow E. Pratt, E. Pratt, his bullshit, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
He ain’t the mightiest mouse
The prettiest mightiest mouse
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt, he’s bullshit, he’s bullshit
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Shitshow, shitshow, shitshow, cum on
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
And the Oath Keepers and Boys are so Proud
Forty-seven they’ll defend
Jordan’s a stooge, E. Pratt, he’s bullshit
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Jordan E. Pratt, shitshow, woo
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
Jordan E. Pratt, E. Pratt, he’s bullshit, shitshow
(Pratt, Pratt, pretty pretty Pratt)
And a Proud Girl shows her gunt when allowed
Donald she will defend E. Pratt
Fat
Weird Al Yankovic
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm a' having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs a' forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat.)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, woo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
Exhausting parody.
From 1985 to the present, Weird Al has played the Burgh a grand total of 16 times. Regrettably, I've never seen him perform live.