Kashyap Patel is an FBI warrior!
Nobody should question our Hindu Indian FBI Director's patriotism. |
Orange Alert! A sandbaggin' showstopper spotted outside Moe's Southwest Grill in Market Square. Ultra high dahntahn visibility. |
The City County building never disappoints. It's basically been transformed into a shitty dog park. |
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Cashin' in with girlfriend Alexis Wilkins! |
Merely from an artistic perspective, and for the purpose of this parody, it helps if you pronounce "Pa-tel" as "Paddle."
Hindu God Is Kash Patel
sonofsaf
Gotta BeBest, the reason’s why
Stormy D. her thong was very unkind
Trump knows critical race is a poor disguise
Donald’s spreading strife and the big lie
A dildo toy is an anal shitshow
Whore
There’s no doubt that if he could
Butt Kash Patel’s got no morning wood
Hindu God is Kash Patel
(Kash Patel)
Hindu God is Kash Patel
(Kash Patel)
Kash Patel has no sense of right or wrong
Oh Kash Patel, has no morning wood
So go to hell and don’t don’t go back to school
Kash Patel needs a cunt, Stormy Daniels’ muff
There is no doubt jism needs mopped up
Kash Patel Hindu cow wants to kill a cop
Coup d’etats are wild and all fucked up
That Hindu God is Kash Patel
(Kash Patel)
That Hindu God is Kash Patel
(Kash Patel)
Kash Patel has no sense of right or wrong
Cunt to shave razor’s out of reach
Getting laid Trump’s daughter-wife is on her knees
Shoe is in her snatch it’s LaMana Feech*
Butt Kash Patel is an ass we must impeach
That Hindu God is Kash Patel
(Kash Patel)
That Hindu God is Kash Patel
(Kash Patel)
Kash Patel you’re a Hindu who’s not strong
(Kash Patel)
(Kash Patel)
Stormy enemy
(Kash Patel)
A mushroom his dick
(Kash Patel)
Penis tiny
Small cock!
Holdin' On To Black Metal
My Morning Jacket
It's a darkness you can't deny
But it don't belong in a grown up mind
Suppose you'll find this place in a youngster's eyes
Coming into life you needn't cry
But as a boy you gotta let it go
Or
You'll find out something is good
Oh black metal you're so misunderstood
Holdin' on to black metal
(Black metal)
Holdin' on to black metal
(Black metal)
Black metal you've been holding on too long
Oh black metal, so misunderstood
Don't turn yourself into Lucifer's fool
Black metal feeds those young, enough is enough
Wants refills out of Lucifer's cup
Black metal lead to and your teenage pop
Look at you starchild you're all grown up
Still holdin' on to black metal
(Black metal)
Still holdin' on to black metal
(Black metal)
Black metal you've been holding on too long
Catch your waves on Lucifer's beach
Taking shade and underneath Lucifer's trees
Getting sustenance from Lucifer's peach
Oh black metal it's a fact in all your speech
Holdin' on to black metal
(Black metal)
Holdin' on to black metal
(Black metal)
Black metal you've been holding on too long
(Black metal)
(Black metal)
Oh bring them to me
(Black metal)
Oh making me think
(Black metal)
Oh one, two, three
Let's rock!
Definitely a highlight from our recent Red Rocks excursion. I truly enjoyed the personality and enthusiasm of Veronica Stewart-Frommer. She was the lead singer of the opening band Melt.
From 2003 to the present, My Morning Jacket has clothed the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
My Morning Jacket:
5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
10-4-24, Cain Park Evans Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH
4-17-25, Templeton-Blackburn Alumni Memorial Auditorium, Athens, OH
8-15-25, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-16-25, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO