#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow

The Orange Prolapse is a total shitshow.

Spotted on the Rachel Carson Bridge.  E-gad!  For the love of Marine biologists!

Bag it, tag it, sell it to the yinzer at the store!

MAGA!

Take notice.  This is what happens in a back alley when you put a Strip Bar in the Cultural District.

Buccos lost to the Cardinals last night in St. Louie (7-6).  

Smithfield St. is slowly turning into Shitfield Street.

I, sonofsaf, am the reigning champion of our Wheeling Feeling Fantasy Football club.  Draft day will soon be upon us.

Trumpin and Dumpin is alive and well in the Burgh.

Here we go Steelers.  Here we go.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

 

 

Donald Trump’s A Total Shitshow
sonofsaf

Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

He’s the shittiest Orange Prolapse fart (screw you)
He’s spreading the big lie as his asshole parts
Donald Trump’s butt (it) leaves a stain (fuck yeah)
Mike Pence let us hang Trump’s defeat was to blame
Jared's a damn Jew
Chugging Bud Light
GOP’s beholden to the far right
Forty-seven is inbred
Stormy’s creaming, D-g damn I wish (that) horseface was dead 

Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Stormy Daniels is a fucking ho-ho
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Why so full of bullshit and I wish he'd die
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Jared Kushner is a Jewish homo
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow (ah)
Fake news can’t see the light
He’s spreading the big lie

Big Mac with small fries isn’t okay (screw you)
He’s a MAGA Bud Lighter hip hip hooray
More Bud Light and Anheuser shame (fuck yeah)
Biggest piece of shit asshole is to blame

Forty-five’s shady, and a tool
The Donald’s lazy and a god damn fool
Fat crybaby, orange not white  
Trump’s romancing, Stormy Daniels took a bite

Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Stormy Daniels is a fucking ho-ho
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Why so full of bullshit and I wish he'd die
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Jared Kushner is a Jewish homo
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow (ah)
Fake news can’t see the light
He’s spreading the big lie (yeah, yeah, yeah, baby)

(Donald Trump)
(Donald Trump)

Ivanka’s crazy, more Bud Light
Trump’s romancing Proud Boys that’s right
The Donald’s hair, butt the cosplay’s red 
Trump romance, Kristi Noem’s inbred (yeah, yeah)

(Donald Trump)

Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Stormy Daniels is a fucking ho-ho
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Why so full of bullshit and I wish he'd die
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Jared Kushner is a Jewish homo
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow (ah)
Fake news can’t see the light
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow, doesn’t care about a lake in fucking Lake Tahoe
Trump romancing

(White House bedroom)

(White House bedroom)

 

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Wham

Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug

You put the boom-boom into my heart (do do)
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain (yeah yeah)
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go (ah)
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way (do do)
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame (yeah yeah)
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go (ah)
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead (yeah, yeah)

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go (ah)
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
Yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom-boom)

(Boom-boom-boom-boom) 

Possibly the worst case of lip-synching since Milli Vanilla.  Girl you know it's true.

Lengthy parody.  Butt I thought I did it justice.

Wham never bammed the Burgh.  However, George Michael did sodomize Pittsburgh with a solo show at the Civic Arena back in 1988.  I was not in attendance.  

Favorite tune?  Probably Father Figure.

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#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

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#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)  

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