#3422. Fat Orange Man

The Orange Prolapse is by definition... a fat orange man who routinely exhibits colonic exposure.

Big weekend at Acrisure.  Pitt vs. Duquesne opener, The Clarks, Rib Fest, Jizz Fest, and on it goes.

Orange jimmies are ALWAYS a source of whimsical enjoyment and fanciful delight.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

 

Fat Orange Man
sonofsaf

Dumbshit, fake news
A job to blow his ass is suin’ you
Big Mac, large fry
Forty-seven’s gonna die

Donald’s cuming it’s a Lake Tahoe plan
‘Cause Donald Trump is lazy, he’s a fat orange man

Small cock, tiny prick
He is pissin’ with his mushroom dick
Anus winks, has been
There is no doubt she’s gonna wipe her chin

Donald’s cuming it’s a Lake Tahoe plan
‘Cause Donald Trump is lazy, he’s a fat orange man

Asshole, asshat
Fire, fury, of an autocrat
Crusades, because
Prolapse fart when push comes to shove

Donald’s cuming it’s a Lake Tahoe plan
‘Cause Donald Trump is lazy, he’s a fat orange man

Sharp Dressed Man
ZZ Top

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie
I don't need a reason why

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
And cuff links, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

 

My 3rd parody of Sharp Dressed Man.

#122.  Warped West Man

#1858.  BeBest Plan

#3422.  Fat Orange Man 

From 1975 to the present, ZZ Top has bearded the Burgh a grand total of 21 times.

ZZ Top:

4-19-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

7-31-22, The Pavilion At Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

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#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

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