#3419. Laura E. Loomer

Out of all the MAGA social media influencers, nobody holds a candle to Laura Loomer.

Quite the transformation!

She has a special relationship with the Orange Prolapse.

One that I don't wish to speculate about.  Hint: tiny mushroom fellatio.

This mini-Dump truly reflects the sycophancy of our Defense Secretary.

 

 

 

I Heard A Rumour
Bananarama

Donald has a job to blow
Trump’s a presidential shitshow
Forty-seven Orange Prolapse fart
Quarter Pound oh doncha know

There is no fucking doubt
No civil rights
(Penis shrinking tiny mushroom hated)
And he’s hated above all
Beyond a doubt
His Depends are tight
(Beyond a doubt, ooh, ooh)
Like a golden toilet stall

Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Donald’s an Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Full of shit,
Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Her dildo toy ooh, ooh, ooh
 
Clownish tits of Stormy D.
Jew Kushner’s fuckin’ gay
Vice President is James David Vance
Maybe, he too needs laid

Big Mac and large fries McDonald’s paid
(The Donald is a cunt)
And that cunt is on display
Clown’s a piece of shit and not BeBest
(Clown’s a piece of shit, ooh, ooh)
‘Cause Forty-seven is too blame

Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Donald’s an Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Full of shit,
Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Her dildo toy ooh, ooh, ooh

 
I Heard A Rumour
Bananarama

Who needs friends who never show
I'll tell you what you want to know
I could have saved a broken heart
If I'd found out long ago

I'm just thinking about
Those lonely nights
(I'm just thinking about when I waited)
When I waited for your call
'Til I found out
All my friends were right
('Til I found out, ooh, ooh)
I didn't know you at all

I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
They say you got a broken heart
I heard it,
I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh

Now it seems they're telling me
You've changed your wicked ways
But should I give you a second chance
Baby, I'm too afraid

So you realise what hurt you made
(So you realise the love)
And the love you threw away
How can I forgive or soon forget
(How can I forgive, ooh, ooh)
It's never gonna be the same

I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
They say you got a broken heart
I heard it,
I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh

Bananarama has never split the Burgh.  Never seen 'em.

Not a big fan of their band name.  Nor do I like bananas.  However, I did occasionally play their cover of "Venus" at the Wheeling Park dances back in 1986.  It would elicit shrieks of joy from the teenage girls in a way that would make the late Jeff Epstein very proud.

In other news regarding bananas... the Savannah Bananas are cuming to Pittsburgh this weekend.

PNC Park!

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama) 

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