President Trump has been posting about the recent passing of Hulk Hogan.
Those who are emotionally aggrieved by the loss of Hogan will certainly enjoy the Orange Prolapse's arm wrestling victory. Amusingly triumphant!
In other news, Bernie Sanders held a rally in Wheeling last night. I chose not to attend. Just didn't feel like getting sodomized on the Parkway during Friday's outbound rush hour traffic.
Plus, I've seen him a slew of times. His political perspective and policy positions are morally sound. But the messaging is always the same. I'm talkin' exhaustively identical.
Been there, done that (10 years ago).
Hulk
sonofsaf
Golden toilet and stall
But Bat Boy Bites Back*
Hogan was a hulk
Hogan had Big Balls^
Hogan was shitty
Donald if you please
Reelected
Their cheating disease
Hogan was Hulk
Hogan loved porn
Trump’s an asshole
Stormy didn’t cum, but was wearing a thong
MAGA’s so glad, shit’s very strange
Donald J. cums
Shithead Forty-five
Big lies are depraved
That shithead Forty-five
Forty-seven is here to stay
Vance his Veep, J.D.’s gay
Hogan was Hulk
Hogan loved porn
Trump’s an asshole
Stormy didn’t cum, but was wearing a thong
MAGA’s so glad, shit’s very strange
Hogan was Hulk
Hogan loved porn
Trump’s an asshole
Stormy didn’t cum, but was wearing a thong
MAGA’s so glad, shit’s very strange
^ -
Sulk
Radiohead
You bite through the big wall
The big wall bites back
You sit there and sulk
You sit there and bawl
You look so pretty
When you're on your knees
Disinfected
And eager to please
Sometimes you sulk
Sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
When the loving comes but we're already gone
Just like your dad, you'll never change
Each time it comes
It eats me alive
I try to behave
But it eats me alive
So I declare a holiday
Fall asleep, drift away
Sometimes you sulk
Sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
When the loving comes but we're already gone
Just like your dad, you'll never change
Sometimes you sulk
Sometimes you burn
God rest your soul
When the loving comes but we're already gone
Just like your dad, you'll never change
From 1993 to the present, Radiohead has reckoned with the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.
Radiohead:
8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA