#3417. Jeff Crank

The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Colorado Congressman Jeff Crank for the state's 5th District.

 

 

 

White Claw.  Brown Dump.

There are no words.

Patriotic dusting.  MAGA!

 

 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

 

 

Jeff Crank
sonofsaf

Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah

Stormy D. and Tahoe thrills
Trump is a slob and so is Jeffrey Crank
A shitty dud who really stinks
Such a shame to be Jeff Crank

Forty-five’s a fucking dud
McDonald’s undigested tiny mushroom stud
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Yeah Jeff Crank

Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah

Donald Trump is a piece of shit
God forsaker’s name is Jeff Crank

Forty-seven whore’s a fucking queer 
When he paid off Stormy
Jeff Crank

Forty-five’s a fucking dud
McDonald’s undigested tiny mushroom stud
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Yeah, Jeff Crank 

 

Blood Bank
Macabre

Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah
Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah

With his combat medic skills
Jeff got a job at the local blood bank
Milwaukee blood and plasma inc
Was the name of the blood bank

Drawing the donated blood
He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud
Blood bank blood bank
Yeah blood bank

Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah
Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah

Jeff became a phlebotomist
A blood taker at the blood bank

He held this job for about a year
Then was laid off from the
Blood bank

Drawing the donated blood
He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud
Blood bank blood bank
Yeah, blood bank

From 1993 to 2010, Macabre played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never heard of 'em.

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#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre) 

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