Tammy Bruce is the Orange Prolapse's latest nomination.
Believe it or not, she identifies as a pro-choice lesbian.
Hard to believe that Tammy made it through the rigorous Trump vetting process.
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Let's honor Tammy Bruce with the highly coveted Orange Prolapse Award.
Some feel the O.P. Award rivals other significant achievements (Pulitzer, Nobel Peace Prize, Time Magazine's Dump of the Year, etc.)
Tammy Bruce Fartin’
sonofsaf
Jared’s a Jew. Ivanka’s camel toe. So gay
United Nations wants Tammy
Butt the Trumpin’ and Dumpin’ ain’t for Tammy
Donald isn’t white
Piece of shit
Donald ain’t white
Piece of shit
Dildo’s a toy for ass
Tammy Bruce fartin’
Because she’s an ass whore partin’
Tammy Bruce fartin’
And her stormy asshole’s an endeavor
Lust’s a sin
‘Cause Stormy’s tits (are) Triple D.
Cleavage partin’
Butt a shittin’ show for Trump’s good
A shittin’ show for Trump’s good
Job to blow
For Trump’s good
Job to blow
apple juice carton
Frankie Cosmos
Just without you? You wanna stay here though? Okay
I made a couple clay apples
But I didn't notice they were clay apples
'Til I took a bite
I noticed
I took a bite
I noticed
I asked a boy for an
Apple juice carton
And he brought me back more than an
Apple juice carton
And the only picture that I ever
Took of him
Was beside that apple tree
In the garden
But I didn't know that tree would
I didn't know that tree would
Never grow
That tree would
Never grow
From 2016 to the present, Frankie Cosmos has "bluntly spaced out" the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.
Frankie Cosmos is the stage name for American singer songwriter Greta Simone Kline.