#3446. Amicola

Lenny Amicola lives just outside New York City in Croton-on-Hudson.

I'd rather live in Crouton-on-Tossed-Salad.  Butt hat's neither here nor there.  Anyhoo, he had a major dispute with the township over flying his MAGA flag. 

In a major victory for the Trump administration, the town rescinded their zoning ordinance.  Lenny is now free to fly his flag in support of the Orange Prolapse.  Amicola's judicial victory is great news.  It's a signal to the entire country that anyone can plant a political flag.  No matter how big or how small.

For example...

 

In other news, I am demanding that ALL flags must be lowered to half staff to properly honor the passing of Flo.

As a country, we must cum together and kiss ALL grits.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

 

Amicola
sonofsaf

Donald Trump can go to hell
His bullshit insurrection
So inbred, butt he fucked Stormy

He claims to be a bad ass
Butt he’s shitty and crass
Trump’s the Orange Prolapse

Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Ivanka Kushner is a Jew

Melania confessing
About his mushroom no doubt
Donald’s a clown
Has a job to blow
Cunt and a piece of shit

Stormy is regretting
Lake Tahoe regretting
Cheats on another
He’ll disavow
Insurrection crimes

Ivanka Kushner is a Jew

Stormy D. is a-porning
Lust’s the seventh deadly fuckin’ sin
The fake news will make women wetter

So don’t stop believin*
In the sound of a lark*
Or some McDonald’s a la carte

Ivanka Kushner is a Jew
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew

Stormy is a-porning and
Lust is the seventh deadly sin
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew

 

Ayatollah
Catfish and the Bottlemen

Let me see you get yourself
Out of this situation
Go ahead, accommodate me

She said "I've missed this mattress
And I've missed being classless
And this district's lifeless"

I see potential in you
Cause I see potential in you

And I was only messing
When I used to joke about
Letting you down
Yes I'll let you know
Once I've overdone it

Sweetheart I was dreading
I was only dreading
Meeting your brother
Cause I know how
He can get sometimes

Cause I see potential in you

So call me in the morning
When you've mixed up all your medicine
I'll make you feel a little better

Show me in the evening
Until you disembark
And have a sudden change of heart

Cause I see potential in you
I see potential in you

Call me in the morning when
You've mixed up all your medicine
I see potential in you 

Catfish And The Bottlemen played the Burgh twice.  Once at Mr. Small's in 2017.  And the other time at Stage AE in 2019.  Never heard of 'em.

 

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#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

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#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

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#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

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#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

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