#3431. Roll Out The Barrel

Last week, the Orange Prolapse pressured Cracker Barrel to change their logo back to the original.  

Make Cracker Barrel, and the memory of Jeff Epstein... great again! 

Who thought the controversy could get even worse?

An exceedingly rare "Tall Boy Silver Bullet" Dump.

Barbie Bondi is lookin' hot and perky.

I've always despised the Cracker Barrel gift shop.  Too much wicker furniture, Jesus trinkets and molasses candy sticks.  Just not my kinda scene.

 

Cracker’s A Barrel
sonofsaf

Cracker’s a barrel, Donald J. Trump is a cunt
Cracker’s a barrel, Jared and Jews ain’t much fun
Christmas a carol, Santa’s red thong you will fear
Donald is the King not Carole, Forty-seven’s queer

Roll Out The Barrel
West Coast Prost

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here

 

 

Ah, the Beer Barrel Polka.  Reminds me of the Oktober Fest beer tent.  Or as I like to call it.  "The Acrid Stench of Oglebay."

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

 

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