#3487. Dirty Cop

According to President Donald J. Trump, former FBI Director James Comey is a "dirty cop."

So let's give Trump a couple of distinguished high-colonic awards.   
 

The old.

And the new.

 

Speaking of the Orange Prolapse, Trump is giving a speech about courage, patriotism and sacrifice to all of the top American military brass. 

A rare boomerang dump

Now there's some grate medical advice.

 

 

 Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' indeed!  As the shitshow continues.

 

Dirty Cop
sonofsaf

Shitshow Donald

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Trumpin’ dumpin ‘cause he’s shittin’ all day
The excrement is on the way
Big Mac wife wants a Quarter Pound 
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Lake Tahoe has a stormy sex whore
Butt Trump’s gayer and his asshole’s sore 
Jewish Kushner, likes adore
Oh, gold toilet for a clown, bullshit

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

MAGA sold me on a shitshow
Fine and dandy Forty-five’s asshole 
Daughter’s a Jew, doncha know
And Trump is syndrome down

Fake news crook dildo toy 
Morning wood and some penis meat
How could he be so shitty
Oh, Trump is a bozo clown, bullshit

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Tahoe was home base
Trump, Trump, gay Trump
Donald’s tiny mushroom bone
Trump, Trump, gay Trump, Trump
Stormy D. was wetter
Trump, Trump, gay Trump
Trump, Trump, Donald’s a cunt
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
Donald’s a cunt, Trump, Trump, Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump, Donald is a clown
Clown, clown, clown
Donald is a clown, dirty, dirty
Dirty cop, Trumpin’, dumpin’, Trumpin’
Inbred, Trump is a Bozo clown

 

Lollipop
The Treblemakers
(from "Pitch Perfect 2" soundtrack)

Hey, yo, Trebles

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

I went walkin' with my mama one day
When she warned what people say
Live your life until love is found
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore
Jesus loves her, she wants more
Oh, bad girls get you down, sing it

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
If she loves you, let her go
'Cause love only gets you down

Take a look at a boy like me
Never stood on my own two feet
Now I'm blue as I can be
Oh, love's couldn't get me down, sing it

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Oh, suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Someone drop some bass
Love, love, say love
Now we need some baritone
Love, love, say love, love
Now give me some tenor
Love, love, say love
Love, love, now give me some love
Love, love, love, love, love, love
Now give me some love, love, love
Love, love, love, gonna get you down?
Down, down, down
Gonna get you down, lolly, lolly
Lollipop, suckin', suckin', suckin'
I said, love's gonna get you down 

I've never watched any of the Perfect Pitch movies all the way through.  But I did like the karaoke battle rap scene hosted by David Cross.

 

Funny stuff.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

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