#3436. Dana White

The Orange Prolapse has agreed to host a UFC cage fight on the South Lawn of the White House!

 

Trump's daughter-wife is actually a big UFC fan.  Ivanka even has a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.  Not joking.  Her husband Jared does not have a blue belt.  However, he does have a Jew Belt made from authentic kosher leather. 

The event has been scheduled for the summer of 2026.

Seems like an ideal opportunity to put an old school, pro wrestling bounty on President Trump.  If any of the UFC competitors on the bill are willing to assault him ringside and force him to tap, I'd be willing to chip in $100K toward their legal defense team.

 

 

Dana White
sonofsaf

Piece of shit, Depends
The Orange Prolapse we must defend
Got a cock from hell it’s a ‘lil mushroom
Got a penis from hell it’s a tiny shroom

Insurrection, it’s your fate
Coup d’etat for Dana White is great
That Dana White is great

Bullets at gunpoint are a pain to prevent
We are family Sister Sledge
Ivanka Trump is a god damn Jew
And Jared Kushner’s fucking you

Insurrection, it’s your fate
Coup d’etat for Dana White is great
That Dana White is great

Liar, liar

Damn protrusion, why’s his colon so red
Donald’s a cunt who has raved and ranted
Hope he dies and loses fools gold
Orange Prolapse fart always bought and sold

UFC’s Dana White the real lightweight
Mr. Dana White is great
That Dana White is great

Satellite
Depeche Mode

Now hear this, my friends
I'll never be the same again
Gonna lock myself in a cold black room
Gonna shadow myself in a veil of gloom

I will function, operate
I will be a satellite of hate
A satellite of hate

Driven to this point by a chain of events
Each one pushed me nearer the edge
Gonna send my message through to you
And you'll receive the signal too

I will function, operate
I will be a satellite of hate
A satellite of hate

Higher, higher

Disillusioned, I was disenchanted
Forgot the love that had been implanted
Heard the lies and I felt the cold
It broke my heart and I lost control

Now I'm a satellite of a free state
I'm a satellite of hate
A satellite of hate

 

From 1988 to 1994, Depeche Mode fashioned the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.  Never saw 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

 

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