#3479. Trump Is A Shitshow

Considering the repeated, status quo failure of the United States government, the NFL, and MLB... I'm issuing my final 2025 dominipede alert for Sunday, September 28 at 3:04 pm.

Hint: Everyone has a cell phone.

7 NFL stadiums, 15 MLB stadiums, and D-g knows what else.

Pittsburgh would not be impacted.  Steelers play the Vikings at 9:30 ET in Dublin, Ireland and the Pirates play their final game of the season down in Atlanta. 

 

In other news, I'm going to give an "Orange Prolapse" Award...

to any triumphant lesbian who sings the following parody at karaoke.

 

Trump Is A Shitshow
sonofsaf

Trump is a shitshow
Donald lied, hate from a far right baboon
Trump is a shitshow
He’s a buffoon

Why is it any wonder, that everyone’s smoking meth
Melania Euro-bombshell, American Hegseth
Stormy had a job to blow, his mushroom wasn’t fake
A Lake Tahoe clown, piece of shit, a clown with well done steak 

Kushner’s a Jew
Kushner’s a Jew
Oh…a Hebrew
Oh

Trump is a shitshow
Donald lied, hate from a far right baboon
Trump is a shitshow
He’s a buffoon

Eating at McDonald’s, why is JD Vance the veep?
Hamas kills their hostages, but Hezbollah’s in deep
Muslims and their sadness, the U.S. is gonna test
Lake Tahoe had a flood, Stormy Daniels was his guest

Kushner’s a Jew
Kushner’s a Jew
Oh…a Hebrew
Oh

Trump is a shitshow
Donald lied, hate from a far right baboon
Trump is a shitshow
He’s a buffoon

Truth or dare, twat will stink
Truth or dare, a bad lay
Forty-seven’s a fuckin’ cunt
And he’s gay

Trump, Trump is a shitshow
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
She’s fuckin' Noem

Trump is a shitshow
Oh… Donald lied, hate from a far right baboon
Trump is a shitshow
He’s a buffoon
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
She’s fuckin' Noem
Trump is a shitshow
Oh… Donald lied, hate from a far right baboon
Trump is a shitshow
He’s a buffoon
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem

 

Come To My Window
Melissa Etheridge

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

I would dial the numbers just to listen to your breath
And I would stand inside my hell and hold the hand of death
You don't know how far I'd go to ease this precious ache
And you don't know how much I'd give or how much I can take

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh...to reach you
Oh

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

Keeping my eyes open, I cannot afford to sleep
Giving away promises I know that I can't keep
Nothing fills the blackness that has seeped into my chest
I need you in my blood, I am forsaking all the rest

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh...to reach you
Oh

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love
Anyway

Come, come to my window
I'll be home
I'll be home
I'll be home
I'm coming home

Come to my window
Oh... crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon
I'll be home
I'll be home
I'm coming home
Come to my window
Oh... crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon
I'll be home
I'll be home
I'll be home

 

 

From 1989 to the present, Melissa Etheridge has twatted the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  Never seen her.

Two brief Etheridge anecdotes: 

I once scalped a Lilith Fair at Star Lake and some dyke in the lot called me a "fuckin' cockwad." 

'Twas a true highlight in my decades-long history of ticket scalping.

On another occasion back in the mid-90's, a bunch of us were hanging out at the Linsly Outdoor Center in  Raccoon State Park.  A chunky lesbian named Tish was serenading her girlfriend Andi around the campfire.  Singing this particular song while strumming her acoustic guitar.  At its conclusion, I remarked, "God damnit, I really hate that song.  It's so fuckin' overplayed."  Tish glared at me with utter contempt and glibly commented "I hope you die."

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge)

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