#3453. Buffalo Bills

The Buffalo Bills (chapter 3) looked pretty convincing on the road at MetLife Stadium (chapter 9) this afternoon.  

They beat the Jets 30-10.

The Orange Prolapse once tried to buy the Bills.  After all of the multi-billionaire NFL owners were done simultaneously/collectively laughing their asses off... they eventually told him to take a hike, get lost, etc.  Why?  Because DJT is a piece of shit.

 

 

Buffalo Bills
sonofsaf

Tahoe Lake his enemy
He went insane with big tittie.
His daughter-wife and Jared’s seed
Kushner’s the same it’s based on greed

Trump’s full of lard, Trump cannot spell 
His asshole stains he craves to sell
Silicon shame and Triple D.
The motor-boating of Stormy

All of the Boys Proud with anal tastes
Oath Keeping the Orange Prolapse stains
Seven deadly sins bereft of souls
Lighting of Bud is a shame
Trumpers are pure scum and bad in the sack
Tiny his mushroom Donald J. ain't black

Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives
Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives

Kushner Jew as he masturbates
Cunt is unwilling a shame
Jism and semen a cum dumpster blend
Some morning wood is to blame
Asshole is shitty and fake news is bold
Trump bibles are dumb like Lee Greenwood I’m told

Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives
Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives

Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives
Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives
Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives
Buffalo Bills, butt-fuck your wives

 

Run To The Hills
Iron Maiden

White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard, we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom the stab in the back
Women and children are cowards attack

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

Soldier blue in the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good Injuns are tame
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

 

My second parody of Run To The Hills.  Three years ago, I penned #1525.  "Fuck Cory Mills."  He's a Florida Republican Congressman and diehard Trumper.

Feel free to substitute "Buffalo Jills" as the title.  That's the moniker of the Buffalo Bills Cheerleaders. 

We went to see Bruce Dickinson last night at Stage AE.  But ended up bailing.  Totally my fault.  However, we did get to hear the Iron Maiden front man soundcheck two versions of the National Anthem from outside Acrisure Stadium.  

What do we say to the shadow of death?  Not today.

Since 1981, Iron Maiden has played the Burgh a total of 13 times.

Iron Maiden:

1-9-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-5-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

8-11-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-14-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden) 

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