#3467. Tits Are Fake

Spinal Tap is experiencing a resurgence of sorts.  

The long-aniticipated sequel "Spinal Tap 2: The End Continues" is cuming all over theaters fuck you.  

Er uh, coming to a theater near you.
 

Geometric absurdity.  Certainly worthy of a closer gander.

 

Dear D-g!  On second thought, my sincerest regrets.

 

Definitely one of the more esoteric Trump Dumps I've ever encountered.

In other news, Yacht Rock was at Stage AE last night.  Very tempting but we chickened out.  Yet, at the same time, we did eat chicken.  I would've been more "on board" if it was an outdoor show.   

Cuz God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody floody.

 

 

And Gwar was at the Roxian Theatre in glorious dahntahn McKees Rocks.  Probably the only band and location where you can virally contract airborne salmonella. 

Tits Are Fake
sonofsaf

Tits are fake
Tits are fake
Tahoe was a stormy lake
Her cups Triple D. now she’s his enemy
Part of Washington D.C.

Tits are fake
Tits are fake
Arizona’s Kari Lake
There’s nothing to fear because Donald is here
And all the Proud Boys are queer

Mother fucker
MAGA scam
Donald Trump don’t give a damn
Bondi Pam

Tits are fake
Tits are fake
Life is cruel for goodness sake
Diaper shit depends
Hole of ass to defend
Scary tits are fake Stormy
Are fake Stormy...

Cups And Cakes
Spinal Tap

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Oh, what good things mother makes
You've got to take tea won't you take it with me
What a gay time it will be

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Please make sure that nothing breaks
The china's so dear and the treacle so clear
And I'm glad that you are here

Milk and sugar
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
I'm so full my tummy aches
How sad it must end
But I'm glad I've a friend
Sharing cups and cakes with me
And cakes with me...

My second parody of Cups And Cakes.  Three years ago, I penned #1612.  Kari Lake. 

Spinal Tap played the Burgh just once.  Back in 1992 at I.C. Light Amphitheatre in Station Square.  Regrettably, I did not attend.  Probably busy partying.

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#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

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#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

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#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap) 

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