#3468. Dumbfuck Bondi

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi was forced to walk back her recent comments about hate speech.  

In all honesty, I think she likely knows the difference.  But regrettably she must perpetually audition... in a desperate attempt to curry favor with the Orange Prolapse.

 

 

I wonder if Bondi's ever been officially briefed on "kill speech."  Just one errant Truth Social post could result in a dominipede (domino stampede) tomorrow.  

 

Getting preliminary reports of hijacked planes!  As a precaution, I, President Donald Trump, am ordering an immediate emergency evacuation of all large Stadiums (NFL, MLB, etc.)!  Get those fans outta there!  NOW !!!   

 

Around 3pm, that would be 9 NFL stadiums, 11 MLB stadiums, and D-g knows what else.  I'd estimate fatalities of about 5,000 or so.  Injuries numbering 10x that amount. 

Of course something like this could never happen.

Well, until it does.  

Hint #1: Everyone has a cell phone.  

Hint #2: The wireless equivalent of shouting "FIRE" in a crowded theater.

Hint #3: You don't mitigate human stampedes.  You prevent them. 

  

Dumbfuck Bondi
sonofsaf

Piece of shit
With some tits
Oooooo dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi

Pump those nips
Stormy’s tits
Oooooo dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi

Donald Trumper dildo toys
Rings a bell for his Proud Boys
They’re gay and will bring the noise 
Fuck Bondi

Stupid piece of shit
With her big tits
Oooooo dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi

Donald Trump can’t BeBest
Because of Stormy’s chest
His motorboating’s lewd
Melania’s a fuckin’ prude.

Tiny penis mushroom dick
Forty-seven’s little prick
Oooooo Dumbfuck Bondi

Dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bondi
Dumbfuck Bon-dieeeeeeee

 

Must Crush Barbie
Spinal Tap (Derek Smalls)

Big new stink
Too much pink
Oooooo must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie

Dump the link
Too much pink
Ooooooo must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie

Zillion dollars worth of noise
All to sell some pinkish toys
We say on behalf of boys
Crush Barbie

Wasted film and ink
Still way too much pink
Oooooo must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie

I know she don't exist
Never ever been kissed
I know this might sound rude
I don't think she's ever been screwed

Looks like pepto's our new drink
We're all overdosed on pink
Ooooooo must crush Barbie

Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush bar bieeeeeeee

 

Spinal Tap played the Burgh just once.

Good night, Shitsburgh.  There will be no encores.  

Back in 1992 at the I.C. Light Amphitheatre.  I was not in attendance.

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#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap) 

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